Matthew J Elliott

Award-winning scriptwriter, author, voiceover artist, presenter, and contributor for RiffTrax, Head Writer at Imagination Theatre, Riffs on Patreon.

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The latest riff of the cult supernatural soap opera #StrangeParadise is on Patreon! For this, and over 180 riffs including #StarTrek and #DoctorWho, become a subscriber!
https://t.co/hqWDBvbwm8

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@JDVance For this, and many more conversations that never happened, subscribe!

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The latest chapter of Detours in Time and Space, in which I chart the history and continuity of the official #DoctorWho spinoffs, is on Patreon now! For this, and over 180 riffs, become a subscriber!
https://t.co/2z7CHtxZbK

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@TONYxTWO Dancing?!? Well, say no more! If anything, Ross was under-reacting. This is what automatic weapons were made for!

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The fiftieth anniversary episode of Jim French's The Adventures of Harry Nile (written by me, and produced by those wonderful people at Imagination Theatre Audio Drama is on YouTube right now! Happy birthday, Harry!
https://t.co/tMEGTeuESU

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Even if you don't. Depends on what kind of mood we're in.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Reminder: if you lay a finger on a federal officer or agent, you will face the full extent of the law.

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The trailer for riff of Atom Man Vs Superman is on YouTube! For the whole thing, plus +180 more riffs, including Doctor Who and Star Trek, subscribe on Patreon!
https://t.co/SrALFPXh9e
https://t.co/EMUaKP175A via @YouTube

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@RealJamesWoods Something else no-one wants you to perform in.

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@WhiteHouse Trump supporters love hanging people, they dedicated a whole day to Mike Pence a few years back. I assumed you'd be all about this.

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@flowergirlLibra @aMarinesSis @FrankConniff Sharp comeback.

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@flowergirlLibra @FrankConniff I am 100 per cent with you on this. I have shot so many people in the face for being facetious, the Constitution says you're allowed to do it, it may even encourage such behaviour.

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@PressSec I can say "Karoline Leavitt is only telling the truth" over and over, but it will still be a lie.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

They think that if they all say the same thing we will start to disbelieve our own eyes. Won't work. Just makes them look legitimately insane. There is no way to look at this and believe he was remotely at any risk of dying. He killed her and then said, "Fuckin' bitch."

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@JDVance Have you ever thought about NOT being J D Vance? Try it for a week. You'll be surprised at the results.

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@megbasham @iproposethis And that's the moment you came like a volcano.

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@JDVance Did he have reason to fear for his life? No. Did he shoot a woman in the face for no reason? Yes.
Your soul says it misses you. It's sad you two will never meet up again.

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I gave you fair warning. It is here.
Nothing you have ever seen can prepare you for... High Treason (available now from the good people at #RiffTrax).
https://t.co/3ahnUN8DN3

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@Bubblebathgirl Or - and hear me out here - fuck her, and fuck you, too.

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@WillCainShow So they really had no option other than to murder her. That's what I do whenever I'm somewhat inconvenienced, and it's never been a big deal.

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@WhiteHouse @VP Nah.