Matthew Matysik

I am fabulous

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Never in my life have I witnessed a downtown as devoid of traffic as Milwaukee's. Make no mistake, history will judge the mayor harshly for this disastrous decision.

[Matthew Matysik @MatthewMatysik]

@CorriHess @MayorMKE @WPR All studies prove otherwise

[Matthew Matysik @MatthewMatysik]

Carrie Coon ……. I know that’s right

[Variety @Variety]

#Emmys: Lead Actress in Drama Series

Carrie Coon, “The Gilded Age”
Chase Infiniti, “The Testaments”
Keri Russell, “The Diplomat”
Rhea Seehorn, “Pluribus”
Zendaya, “Euphoria”

https://t.co/BByscHSyDA

[Matthew Matysik @MatthewMatysik]

Oh no……..

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

my friend is dating a new guy and she goes don’t judge what his old job was…. on my life you would never guess what his previous job was….

a former member of blue man group lmao

[Matthew Matysik @MatthewMatysik]

The Milwaukee metro area being number 3 is mind blowing! We need to build, build, build to get back to this and have one million Milwaukeeans!

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

Ohio used to be the most affluent region in America.

In 1949, 4 of America’s 7 richest metro areas were in Ohio; Cleveland, Toledo, Dayton, Akron, every one out-earning New York and San Francisco.

6 of the top 15 richest metros were in Ohio, more than any other state;

[Matthew Matysik @MatthewMatysik]

@DemocraticWins Okay no. You were always kind of annoying, but I followed you, but Haley Stevens is backed by AIPAC. Goodbye to her and you

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Matthew Matysik @MatthewMatysik]

Try 20

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

you turn 27 and the government activates a brain chip that makes you google ina garten recipes

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

hi, it’s me, your next door neighbor. you might think I’m setting a lot of fireworks off tonight, but don’t worry, I have plenty saved for the next two to three weeks as well

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy 4th of July….

[mary @elaine_stritch]

“I am furious, but I am sailing” is an IMMEDIATE and PERMANENT entry into the personal lexicon

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

this is the most important celebrity story of the weekend btw

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

SYSCO?!??

[alex 🌈🌙 🪐🐿️🍅🍜 @albatrosslor]

omg the guests are going to get to witness the conception of marjorie swift-kelce!!!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Three US presidents have died on July 4. I feel like we can top that.

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

The original lavender marriage.

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

We Sat Down With Anti-Trans Swimmer Riley Gaines To Find Out What Other Sports She Fucking Sucks At
https://t.co/PdbgeQNsCo

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

one of the most outspoken haters of israel, on top of being bree van de kamp...she will always be famous

[Matthew Matysik @MatthewMatysik]

I mean this is also HR completing it as well

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
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