My team is so bad that the entire fanbase is celebrating being .500 in late May. No one can fathom what it’s like to be an Angel fan Lmfao #RepTheHalo#MentalHealthAwarenessMonth
Arte Moreno’s legacy:
– Nine straight losing seasons
– Wasted Mike Trout’s prime
– Fumbled Shohei Ohtani
– Burned hundreds of millions on Rendon, Pujols, and Hamilton
– Built a bottom-tier farm system
– Refused to sell the team (despite trying)
– Turned Angel Stadium into a retirement home for bad contracts
– Let Joe Maddon give himself a mohawk… then fired him
– Somehow made fans nostalgic for the Scioscia era
– Drafted 20 pitchers in 2021—developed zero
– Built a team so irrelevant Trout doesn’t even make national TV
– Spent more time buying real estate than building a roster
– Let his GM trade for injured arms (hi, Lucas Giolito)
– Perfected the “win-now” strategy that never wins
– Even the Rally Monkey gave up and filed for a trade.
What A Joke. #FuckYouArte
Quinn Ewers at Texas
-21-5 as a starter
-Two of the biggest blowout wins in Texas/OU history
-Beat A&M in the renewal of the rivalry with a bum ankle
-Road wins at Michigan and Alabama
-First conference title since 2009
-Back-to-back final 4 appearances