Matthew Trotter

Living my best life as husband and dad. God is so good.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After the effect of 'Mr Bates vs the Post Office', let’s hope Toby Jones is also working on new TV dramas about water pollution, climate change, covid, PPE contracts, the refugee crisis, the cost of living, energy prices, and the NHS

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

@AntTrumpet I’m with her - a bun is definitely a bread roll.
I’m happy with muffin and cupcake being interchangeable!

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

@AntTrumpet The Bourneville Identity

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

@boro_mag Rolando Ugolini!
GK in the 50s, remembered to me by my dad and a life saver when you’re bored on a train and completing an A-Z of Boro players, which not all clubs can do easily!

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

🏆 OUR ENGLAND. OUR CHAMPIONS. 🏆

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

@GlenysThompson5 @Boro Exactly that size! If I’m not quick, one of his friends will buy him a Leeds shirt and we don’t want that!

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Chris Whitty v Tory MP Joy Morrissey: who to believe on Covid? https://t.co/HYQ0hYBxsl

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

@StarbucksUK 12 queued cups for 10 customers and counting… ⏰☕️🕰

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

@All4 this is a frustratingly regular sight on your platform! We can’t get through a single hour-long programme without it crashing on this screen after the adverts. No problems on other platforms.
Any suggested fixes?

[The Yorkshire Symphony Orchestra @The_YSO]

Meet Anthony Thompson, our principal trumpeter!
Having studied music, travelled the world and enjoyed an incredibly successful freelance trumpeting career, Anthony is excited to be part of the #YorkshireSymphonyOrchestra!

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

Highly frustrating first experience of @Deliveroo - after a difficult and tiring day moving house, we signed up and placed our first ever order, only for no delivery to be attempted or any effort to contact us be made, resulting in no food. Massively disappointing!

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

@HopSlayer28 @ColesBooks @RealBobMortimer @SimonSaysBooks @simonschusterUK You do right!
Which link did you follow to order a signed copy? I’ve done lots of clicking but can’t find the right place! Thanks.

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

@AntTrumpet Stunning! 🎶🎺

[Jacob Collier @jacobcollier]

HAPPY 2021!!!

[Matthew Trotter @MatthewSTrotter]

Great @stophs2 argument on @BBCBreakfast this morning from @joerukin - excessively expensive, dragging jobs southwards and ruining so much beautiful landscapes across the north of the country and Yorkshire in particular.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As scientists say testing and tracing is key to schools reopening, kids say they’re happy to do the tracing but would like to skip the tests.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As England’s cricketers begin their third test in a month, Matt Hancock is left wondering how they manage to do so many.