Matthew Joseph Swift

@chorleyfc. All views are my own

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

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Today I embark on my 87 mile journey to @Official_Darlo!

I am completing this run to raise funds to supply our U17s with match kits and training gear.

Link Below!
https://t.co/cczBN8zL9D

#NonLeague #Fitness #Fundraising

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham’s train has arrived in London 21 minutes late

He can now claim Delay Repay from Avanti West Coast

[Kendal Town FC @kendaltownfc]

𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐝𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞, 𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 ✅

We're pleased to announce that Clayton Brown and Joe Redmayne will be with us for the 26/27 season.

Clayton made 24 appearances last term, while Joe was included in a number of squads after impressing for our U18s & U23s

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Corner taken Corner taken
quickly slowly

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Congratulations to Arsenal for finally winning the league after two decades, a billion pound spent, multiple incorrect refereeing decisions, cheating, time wasting, demoralising football, dirty tactics. You sold your soul and identity for it, but enjoy it nevertheless

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

“Clear and obvious”, took 4 of them multiple watch throughs from multiple angles.

Why start with a still image too? If they really wanted him to view other potential fouls, why put a preconception in his mind? Play it from the start and let him decide for himself.

[AB 🚥🏆 @afcroyce]

They nearly gave them a pen instead😭😭

[PaulMak @pmak27]

Have we reached the point where VAR should only be used for offsides as that’s the only decision that is black & white. Everything else just let the officials make their decision. The Championship shows VAR really isn’t needed?

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

@LalkovicMilan10 @refsupportuk “No further! Take it from there!”, player proceeds to start his 15 yard run up. Fourth: 🤐👍

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

Can’t wait to have that egg justify why this is a foul and how every other contact on a keeper this season is not a foul.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Wow 😳 Pure chaos in the box.

Was the right decision reached? Should West Ham's goal have stood? Get involved on the BBC Sport app and website: https://t.co/6PSoXrirpw

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

@The_Forty_Four Rochdale were going down an hour ago according to you.

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

@ArtetaEra Because if you drew every game 0-0, you’d be 16th.

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

Says he is “dealing with what happened” and refuses to answer ‘if’ scenarios. Yet on a previous segment said “if he hits the deck (Haaland), the whole landscape changes and the referee has a different decision to make”.

So inconsistent.

[𝐓𝐂𝐂 𝐑𝐨🇧🇼 @nuthatch123]

Consider me shocked. This fucking idiot, Dermot Gallagher, thinks it wasn’t violent. Absolute tosspot. Even Arsenal fans are saying it was a red and they’re off their rockers.

Honestly not sure how Dermot still has a segment on here, just chats so much shit and he’s often wrong

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

“If he hits the deck (Haaland), the whole landscape changes and the referee has a different decision to make”

Why?

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"I think it's a fair outcome" 🤝

Dermot Gallagher believes the referee made the right call in not sending off Gabriel during Man City's win over Arsenal 🗣️

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

@staffsref @refsupportuk It is a shame really. Too often I see teams ‘running’ the game rather than referee’s. I also feel that unconfident referees subconsciously enable abuse simply through means of not addressing dissent. It’s not their fault it happens, but it’s up to them to punish it when it does

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

What does Dermot Gallagher actually add? Always gives a statement but never elaborates. “What do the rules say?”, Gallagher: “it’s not a foul”, great analysis Dermot! Never engages in any discussion. Having ex-referees with his attitude just alienates people from them. Woeful.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "That's why I'm a referee and you're not"
🗣️ "I actually think it's a foul by Rodri"

Jay Bothroyd and Dermot Gallagher clash when discussing Rodri's claim for a penalty after a tackle from Elliot Anderson in the closing stages.

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

@AmazonHelp Absolutely useless. I’ll go and use another service I guess.

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

@AmazonHelp every time I log into my Amazon account I am met with this message. I do not receive any email to address it. Unable to use customer service as I need to log into my account to access it.

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

@claim_social1 Would you also like my long card number and security number?

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

@AmazonHelp I don’t need help identifying phishing emails because I’m not an idiot. Can you just provide me with an email instead of sending me on a goose chase?

[Matthew Joseph Swift @MatthewSwift123]

@AmazonHelp I have hundreds of ‘account on hold’ emails that the link says to look for which are obviously scams. Why can you not just send me a link to my email so I can verify there?