Matthew Tonis

A good boy who does bad boy things

[Earwolf @earwolf]

Please enjoy this video of 'Monster Fuck Part 7: Hauntedkah' from today's @ComedyBangBang and see all the lolz in visual glory 😂🤣😂
📹: Engineer @Samkieffer

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

Lifetime contract

[Jason Scheer @jasonscheer]

Arizona didn't have the right number of personnel. Guy ran on the field mis-snap for a false start. Five yards back and Tyler Loop misses the field goal.

This is embarrassing and that's coaching.

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

Currently holding space for Cam Skattebo

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

“Who is still going to state fairs,” I ask, standing in the middle of a sweaty parking lot eating a three-foot corndog

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

You are sick nasty, you are incredible, you looked really cool in yellow, I like your smile, you treat people with kindness, you are really funny, you are really good at cooking. There's a lot. The word sensational comes to mind when I think of you

[Sun Devil Football @ASUFootball]

42K Gold 🔱

#ForksUp /// #ActivateTheValley

[Sun Devil MBB @SunDevilHoops]

Hoopin’ at the Hall of Fame 🏀⭐️

@SunDevilHoops will take on UMass at the 2024 Basketball Hall of Fame Classic in Springfield 😈

@TheSunDevils /// #ForksUp

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

@ZacPacleb Approximately June of 2016

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

That worked out

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

Boston Celtics GM Danny Ainge is at Wells Fargo Arena tonight for ASU-Cal scouting Ivan Rabb and Jaylen Brown. Celtics have a top-5 pick.

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

The Celtics are the balls

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

We could not be any more back

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Major commitment on a potential 2026 NBA Draft lottery pick: Jayden Quaintance – a 16-year old ranked as the No. 2 center in ESPN’s Top 100 prospects — will sign with the Arizona State Sun Devils, he tells ESPN. He recently de-committed from Kentucky.

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

Live life like it's always the Ford F-150 Final Five

[Andrew Weatherman @andreweatherman]

This year, there were 1,499 Jerome XXIII submissions! A massive thank you to everybody who participated.

Full standings: https://t.co/wZmZaJM9mi

Here is your FINAL Jerome XXIII 'Top 25'.

🥇 @Jmiles57
🥈 Brian Goddard
🥉 @sam_kissel

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

Not a serious league

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

A rare night where the NBA, NFL, and MLB ALL don’t have games, and the NHL chose to have one (1!!!) game scheduled, and it’s the most random matchup anyone can think of.

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

Long live the Pac-12

[pride and prejudice archive @pandparchive]

18 years ago today, 'Pride & Prejudice' debuted in theaters.

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

They may or may not have run out of students to do the games and I may or may not have won a $50 Circle K gift cards

[Brad Denny @BDenny29]

That a @Tonis_The_Tiger sighting?!

[Doug Tammaro @DougTammaro]

10:45 p.m.

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

The football gods are not pleased with Ray Anderson

[Brad Denny @BDenny29]

🚨 GAME IS DELAYED 🚨

[Matthew Tonis @MatthewTonis]

Ray Anderson

[Chris Karpman @ChrisKarpman]

Ray Anderson should lose his job for this alone. It was very apparent more than a year ago that this was a likely outcome.

ASU’s leadership has simply failed in some of the most important ways. There is no other way to logically view this.