Matthew Ungerer

Just a kid that Acts/Directs, cooks, makes candles, and bools 101% of the time.

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

If you’re going through something, you don’t have to tell yourself you need to be happy. Rather, tell yourself that there’s more to life than sadness.
- MU

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

Hey @Phillies if you pay me half of Shugart’s contract, I too can throw meatballs over a plate, but at a discount. You have 24hrs to respond

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

I need the guy from “theschoolofhardknockz” to start asking these gas companies how they got rich

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

Worshipping natural disasters to support a hockey team is kinda wild if you think about it

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

We got an astronaut in space saying “go birds” before Dak Prescott ring
#flyeaglesfly

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

When Starbucks brings back the blackberry sage lemonade refresher we will have peace in the middle east

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

Older Patriots fans waking up today knowing all they had to do was record the Seahawks walk thru practice and memorize the plays, steal all their signals. Pay a few refs off and deflate all the balls, and that Super Bowl would have been in the bag

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

Instagram reels gotta go back to being only a minute long

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

@KingThanos02 @TakashiMorpheus @NFL_DovKleiman Oh so we get to make up our own rules for ratings now, huh? Pick and choose? Huh? Get Kleenex keep crying

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

i love eagles fans

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

#nfl

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Jalen Hurts won Philadelphia a Super Bowl, he could wear a hat with my home address and instructions on how to plant a pipe bomb on it if he wanted to.

[Danny @DPK1012]

"Philadelphia is the only city, where you can experience the thrill of victory and the agony of reading about it the next day."
- Michael Jack Schmidt
Not only rings true today, but even louder than ever before.

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

Are they serving beans and toast at these European #nfl football games?

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

If Kevin Patullo has a job in Week 6, then I’m convinced anyone could be an OC without ball knowledge

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

They’re gonna go from the “He can’t throw the ball” back to the “Well he has a super team” narrative so quickly this week. 😭

[Jeff Kerr @JeffKerrPHL]

This is the reason why #NFL and teams want the “tush push” banned.

Has nothing to do with safety, aesthetically pleasing, can’t officiate it.

Teams can’t run it.

This is what Sean McVay came up with on 4th-and-1. Guess a QB sneak was too hard.

#Eagles

[Fran Duffy @FDuffyNFL]

The #49ers - who voted against the Tush Push - using the play to get a 1st down with a backup QB playing on one leg in a game where they don't have an Emergency 3rd QB available, a rule that they pushed hard for just two years ago

The irony!

[Eagle Times @_EagleTimes]

You can only RT this if your team is undefeated.

[Mostly Eagles Tweets  @MostlyEagles]

"Well, we still haven't seen Hurts come back - late 4th, down 15 on a Tuesday night with a piano on his back. So let's not get ahead of yourself."

- Some Asshole in 15 hours.

[Matthew Ungerer @MatthewUngerer]

I’m sorry. Everyone in the league consistently bitches that the Eagles have the Tush Push for 4th and 1 plays and SOME ANALYSTS SAY “it makes the sport boring.” I’m fucking sorry, does watching Sean Payton punt the ball on 4th and 1 entertain you instead???? Get a grip.