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[KEViN @fps_kevin]

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

Trump fucked kids

[Mark Hemingway @Heminator]

This is one of the most petty and disgraceful examples of politics I think I’ve ever seen.

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

@RealKlaa $300 Billion

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

The free U2 album was good. Fuck you.

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

Billionaires and politicians are literally having sex with children, but yeah phoebe telling fans they use their phones is the worst thing to happen ever.

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

@alexasversionn Get off your phone and experience something for once. Everyone spending hundreds of dollars to take their phone on a trip to see something. Use your Eyeballs, commit the moment to memory. A moment means less if it’s instantly available all the goddamn time. Or whatever.

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

Data Center? I hardly know her!

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

@celinedionysus_ R2 was not Obiwan’s droid, and even R4 wasn’t “his” to own. R4 was owned by the republic. R2 was Anakin’s personal droid, being gifted from Padme

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

@jeremylovesyall I like that they don’t tell you, it’s later confirmed over and over that Jar Jar is a clumsy fool, we don’t need to know the exact reason. Let’s us imagine what happened.

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

I bet you were chomping on some meat right now you fat fucking rat

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

What the hell is he eating?

It’s not BBQ—because Talarico is passionately anti-meat.

Is that a tofu log?

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

You are literally bald, stuff a fat flacid penis in your mouth.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

The Democrats made history in Texas by nominating their first transgender senate candidate.

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

I can’t even say that Ted Cruz criticizing another states’ energy policies is the most insane thing because him and his party literally fucks and eats children.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Just filled my tank. In Texas, gas is $3.99 a gallon.

Hey Gavin—the problem isn’t Chevron, it’s California’s stupid energy policies….

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

@MetamateDaz And the several thousand dollar stipend they get to furnish and decorate their offices.

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

Perhaps I treated you too harshly Mr Jack Antonoff

[Variety @Variety]

Jack Antonoff slammed people who use AI to make art and music as "godless whores":

"So to everyone who is gassed up about the new ways you can fake making art, by all means drive right off that cliff. We're genuinely happy to see you go. Generations coming will be engaging in the ancient ritual of writing, recording and performing as it comes to us from God." https://t.co/K5XI8DbKse

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

@ianloeffler1 @Alhaji_dubaa He didn’t have to disguise himself in the earth kingdom either. This outfit was when he was enrolled in that dude’s earthbending school for all of 2 minutes.

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

“Entitlements”?!? Motherfucker it’s OUR MONEY.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

And there it is.

Elon Musk just said he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.”

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

Me if I was Bruno Mars: “Hello Mr. Julio, would you be so kind as to bring us our limousine. Thanks!”

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

@zackiexan I just tried. After 199 pages the book blew up.

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

boomers will see a fireplace or an empty wall and think “damn what if I hung my too small tv really high up”

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

@bromethazine Leave it up. Thanks

[KEViN @fps_kevin]

War hasn’t even gone that long, how tf the gas that was already here going up 🤔