Matthew Uselding

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

[MLB @MLB]

The 2026 National League Champions Brewers!

[ESPN @espn]

THE ULTIMATE REVENGE TOUR!

The Milwaukee Brewers are the first team in MLB/NBA/NHL history to sweep a team in a best-of-7 series that swept them in a best-of-7 the previous year 😱

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE MOMENT THE BREWERS ADVANCED TO THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 44 YEARS 😤

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Milwaukee, that 44-year wait to return to the World Series is OVER!

YOUR BREWERS ARE NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🙌

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

THE NATIONAL LEAGUE PENNANT IS COMING HOME TO MILWAUKEE

#WinOurWay

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

GAME WON

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

I don’t know how Crusades work, precisely, but if the Pope called for the sacking of Silicon Valley solely for its hubris … we’d have to at least hear him out, right?

[J.P. Hasson @SonofHas]

The Catholic Church when Anthropic tries to start a metaphysical debate:

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

The only institution responding thoughtfully to AI is the 2000 year old Roman Imperial Church.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

You came to Milwaukee 13 years ago as a kid from Sepolia with an impossible dream. Over the past 13 years we have witnessed you grow into one of the greatest players the game has ever seen, the greatest Buck of all time, and the driving force behind an era of Bucks basketball that will be remembered forever.

From the moment you arrived, you embraced Milwaukee as your home. You embraced the team, the community, and everyone who believed in you. Your connection with Bucks fans transcended basketball. You didn’t just play basketball in Milwaukee, you became the heart and soul of this city. You touched lives throughout our community and inspired people across the world. You believed in this city and its fans when the rest of the world doubted.

After 50 years, you delivered a championship to Milwaukee. A dream come true for generations of Bucks fans who never stopped believing. You gave Milwaukee hope. You taught us that loyalty still matters. That hard work can overcome impossible odds, and that a small-market city could still be on top all because you refused to stop believing. For one night, Milwaukee wasn’t just watching history, we were living it together.

Your legacy in Milwaukee is secured and will always be felt here. In the rafters, throughout the community, in the countless people you inspired, and the way you made an entire city believe that anything was possible.

Thank you for believing in Milwaukee and giving everything you had to this city day in and day out. You transformed the Bucks in every way, and left your mark on this organization for generations to come. You’ll always be family. You’ll always be Milwaukee’s champion. Forever a part of this city. Forever a Buck. Thank you for everything, Giannis.

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

❤️

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

People are screaming corruption about balogun being allowed to play when it’s probably the least corrupt thing they’ve done in 30 years. Qatar was bribing everyone and built the stadiums with slaves and we are crying about a red card? Fuck outta here

[𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛 @NotWhoYouDream]

THE REST OF THE WORLD HATING AMERICA OVER A SPORT WE DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT?

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Not to get political but whats the point of winning a fifa peace prize if u cant throw ur weight around on a bullshit suspension

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Complete game shutout ✅
Less than 100 pitches ✅
Minimum batters faced ✅
Career-high 15 Ks ✅
Fastest pitch ever by a SP (104.5) ✅

The reaction says it all

[Remember That Dude? @RememberThtDude]

Remember this dude?

Josh Gasser, Wisconsin 2010-2015

#OnWisconsin #Badgers

[Joe Barnard 🚀 @joebarnard]

Now more than ever, it's important that you scroll social media as much as possible! Especially if it's full of something upsetting that you have no power to change. You should use your one wild and precious life to Monitor The Situation