Matthew Welsby

[Matthew Welsby @MatthewWelsby]

INEOS have decided not to pay stupid amounts for players like they have in the past*

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

INEOS have now lost both their top midfield targets to rival clubs.

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

🚨 Senne Lammens has been voted the Premier League 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 by @TheAthleticFC journalists 🧤

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

No foul Foul + red card

[Matthew Welsby @MatthewWelsby]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Dominik Szoboszlai bemoaned the sight of disgruntled Liverpool supporters heading for the Anfield exits both before and after Richarlison scored an equaliser for Tottenham on Sunday.

https://t.co/G561VTQasM

[Matthew Welsby @MatthewWelsby]

Cant even beat us now 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[utdreport @utdreport]

The Telegraph conducted a survey asking whether 2008 Manchester United would beat 2026 Arsenal.

What are your thoughts?

[Rob Moore @robprogressive]

The average millionaire generates over £75k a year in taxes 

The average immigrant costs £44k a year 

A millionaire leaves the UK every 30 minutes 

While a non working, non earning immigrant enters the UK every ONE minute 

How can this go on?

[Squawka @Squawka]

Bruno Fernandes' last three Premier League away games for Manchester United: 

🅰️ Assists winner vs. Liverpool
🅰️ Assists opener vs. Forest 
🅰️ Assists equaliser vs. Tottenham 

Only Mo Salah (64) and Kevin De Bruyne (58) have more assists in the PL than the Portuguese (54)  since his debut in February 2020. 👏

[Shaun 🐊 @shaun___2001]

Wayne Rooney who played the mens game at 16 is not shitting himself off some fart who runs away from tackles

[Matthew Welsby @MatthewWelsby]

@unitedupdates Glasner

[Matthew Welsby @MatthewWelsby]

@AdamMcKola Why is it unfortunate?

[. @saundzo]

We’re losing without Kobbie
We’re losing without Garnacho
We’re losing without Hojlund
We’re losing without Onana
We’re losing without Rashford

Etc.

If you change the ingredients but the food still tastes shit, perhaps the Chef is the problem.

[Matthew Welsby @MatthewWelsby]

Can't have a fella in who has never won it 🤣🤣

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

The greatest combined Premier league team of all time

Thoughts ? Any changes ?

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Despite the deal sheet being sent in, Marc Guehi's move to Liverpool from Crystal Palace is off ❌

#DeadlineDay

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Remember to check in on ya pals. You never know what they’re going through. Talking is the best way to help yaself especially when you’re barrelling demons. You ain’t on ya own. I’ve had hundreds over the years and had good people around me. So if your thinking you ain’t spoke to someone in a little while. Pick up the phone. Send em a text. It might mean more to them than you could ever imagine. Sending love to you all. Bosh❤️

[Matthew Welsby @MatthewWelsby]

Bayindir 🚮🗑

[Manchester United Die Hard Fans @DieHardUtdFans]

Typical Jamie

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

On Saturday, a pre-match presentation will be held to honour @D_DeGea on his return to United 👏❤️

[The City Ramble @TheCityRamble]

Splurged £86m on Darwin Nunez three years ago, which failed miserably, and they're now spending a similar amount on another new striker.

But remember, Liverpool can't compete financially!