Matthew Coffin

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

Hey @mta I just missed a train because your crappy OMNY disaster kept rejecting my card. I write software for a living. I know it's hard. But you people are totally incompetent. And you could make up for that by running more trains. But you won't.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

Hey @mta. Weekday in NYC. Are you kidding?

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@ByEricPratt I tended bar in Madison, Wisconsin, before Wrigley had lights. No idea how we got the games, but that's why we had any afternoon customers.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@ByEricPratt I think all Yankees and Mets games, home and away, used be televised on free over the air TV years ago. I could be wrong as who could possibly watch 300 plus games a year, but I tried.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

Hey @MTA Run more trains. This Manhattan, and not the one in Kansas.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@GamewithDave Gorillas.

https://t.co/WgjR1oTfj1

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@noElonJustSport @VinnysCorner1 Mean tweet, but you're definitely talking about Paul Mokeski.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@VinnysCorner1 John McGlocklin.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@VinnysCorner1 Bob Dandridge.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@MTA Your announcements blaming passengers for delays are insulting. But you know that.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

Hey @mta, are you embarrassed by t he Subway service yet? If not, you should be. It's expensive enough though. So so congratulations, you incompetent imbeciles.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

*you ran

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

If ran sufficient trains, I wouldn't have the platform time to call out your failings. Run more trains!

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@MTA An N train with passengers just went south through the 86th Street Q station without stopping. What is wrong with you nincompoops?

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@MTA You people have no accountability. Unacceptable.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

Hey nincompoops @MTA a Q train just discharged all passengers at 63rd and Lexington because they were on the wrong track. Please resign.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@MTA I don't think I've ever been on train that took a wrong turn. @mta is historically incompetent.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@SpencerHakimian Jesus was, at best, and ancient guy with a good line of shit (that you crackers have abandoned) and his father is imaginary. Do better.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@MTA Also, I totally support the strike. Front line employees are generally good (if sometimes incompetent), but LIRR management should be replaced. They are beyond awful.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

Hey @MTA. I just was challenged at the waiting room at Penn Station to show my ticket to get in. Of course, I had one, but demanding proof of payment to sit down is in insane. I have waited for children and elderly people at Penn Station for decades. It's inhuman.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@MTA And your lack of courtesy and compassion is despicable.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@MTA I can deal with you being bad at trains, but being bad to people is inexcusable.

[Matthew Coffin @MatthewXCoffin]

@MTA Also, you should let people know what tracks trains are arriving on. Having picked up many children and old people over the years, I can assure you that it can be stressful to find them and you are completely useless in that situation.