🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡

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[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

@heyalexfriedman Did you literally tap my phone or something?

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

@SportsCenter DB thought the action was going the completely opposite direction. Got faked so hard it was a walk-in. Great play calling.

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Open Enrollment is just gambling on whether or not I'm gonna die this upcoming year

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Keep The Great Highway open to traffic so that I can lay down in the middle of it on Wednesday morning during rush hour.

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Keep The Great Highway open to traffic so that I can lay down in the middle of it on Wednesday morning during rush hour.

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Ball up top

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

lol did the Giants punter NOT get demolished on that play?!

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

No one said this could be done

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Wingstop, count your days for ruining good songs with your profusely-overplayed commercials

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Just wait till a Tuesday in November when the Blazers are in town the second night of a back-to-back. That crowd will be dead as hell.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Clippers have officially brought a student section to the NBA

“The Wall” is right behind the baseline and no opposing fans are allowed

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

@aek126 Missed this but fuck that airport

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Took the first flight out of San Diego and somehow still got delayed because the plane isn't here?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

I think San Diego might be the worst airport in the US. Terminal 1 sucks. There's one runway. Always delays.

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

This hangover got me feeling as useless as Jay Electronica's verse on Control

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Strava "Athlete Intelligence" be like:

"You ran a little fast and a little slow. A little high and a little low. Overall, you are running and you are training. You're welcome."

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Someone at this party just said that Josh Allen is black/white colorblind 💀

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

I think San Diego might be the worst airport in the US. Terminal 1 sucks. There's one runway. Always delays.

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

IDFWU

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

Bijan Sanders

[🦋Bluesky: Zaso.io 🫡 @MatthewZaso]

I've become such an incredible NFL casual. Haven't even learned the new kickoff rule. No idea how it works. Don't even care.