matt

I'm fairly average but you'd never guess because of how ridiculously overconfident I am about Lillith Fair trivia

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@budweisa @JohnnyMFT Idk it talks about being young enough to try something new so stealing a 64 year old campaign ad feels like the exact opposite. And I’m with @JohnnyMFT, he suuuucks

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@steadyriot I haven’t on my phone yet but I definitely use Command + to zoom in on my laptop a lot

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@JohnnyMFT

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@steadyriot I’m also sad about this

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@BLMC88 He does look like he’s about to ask me to bum a menthol

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@little_bistro My wife said the same thing a couple years ago when she noticed it. This sounds like maybe a diss but it’s not just trying to relate

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@BillsVhs No to Murray yes to Shakir. But none of it matters. Dorsey is incapable and if McD doesn’t fire him soon then so is McD and Beane should fire them both.

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@BillTooke Dude I flipped off the tv and thought the same thing. Where is the fuckin dude who’s in charge? The dude who just scammed this region out of a billion dollars? He’s on a yacht somewhere, probably. We’re clowns for buying.

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@hiyayell Clockwise might be what you’re looking for

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@ShovelBuffalo Where/what is this

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@danfetes

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@JohnnyMFT He’s such a dork. I can’t stand him.

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@JohnnyMFT

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@faris I’m convinced all these types of people have syphilis and it’s causing their brains to rot

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@TheChargingBUF

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@eaonp Nevermind the bollocks, as they say

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@tomfgoodwin Hotel booking sites have lost the plot. None of them offer anything different than the next. Airbnb “hosts” have lost the plot (massive cleaning fees and also expecting the place to be clean enough for the next guest to waltz right in)

Both useless

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@RealPatsNews101 @PowellAnalytics Is this seriously a Pats fan complaining about just legit regular season losses?

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@BillsVhs I had this and got it autographed by a number of players after the game by their cars. I remember Eric Moulds, Peerless Price, & John Fina but we got quite a few other autographs.