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Engineer, time-traveler, hockey enthusiast

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@Bease11

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@AdamSchefter Is Steve Aoki going to throw a cake from the 50-yard line?

[rohit @krishnanrohit]

I asked a software engineer once what it would cost to build this today. I will never forget his answer…

“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

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@AdamSchefter They want to be the Bills so bad

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@AdamSchefter They want to be the Bills so bad

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IRL duck chess @IM_Rosen

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Why does Tina Fey hate Buffalo NY so much? This is a scene from her recent show #Girls5Eva but she also used the city as the punchline to multiple jokes in @30Rock

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@ScoFoZo @Scott_Herfurth @LINKS0NLINKS @amuse 2 Civil 2 War

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@unusual_whales Imagine getting DHGate quality “bulletproof” vests

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@Nationals @__dc4__ @LSUbaseball Best salad in baseball

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@ryanmjohnson Literally me trying to walk a block in Tampa

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Netflix probably would have canceled Breaking Bad after the first 2 seasons

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@punr0ck @midtown Gabe did a cover of this with Cobra Starship

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@Sabremetrix I preferred Hecht with Drury and Grier. Grier would dump the puck into the zone, Hecht would win the corner battle and Drury would bury it in front. Also Vanek-Roy-Afinogenov was the goat 3rd-line

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@FitFounder You forgot one

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Everyone disliked that

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@realEstateTrent It’s both

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Tage Thompson is tall

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@SneakyJoeSports Won the trade

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Congratulations, Chiefs are the number one seed of cringe