Matthias

Stuff lover, stuff maker. Believe in your stuff, don't be a faker. Favorite Mark: Maker's. I know.

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@JoanneStarer

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@altonbrown Do you have Threads yet? Ain't perfect, but MUCH less glut & 90% less Nazis...

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@lindayacc

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@yost 100% no shade, or lies

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@ThatKevinSmith @YouTube @Z100NewYork My other favorite fact about the Jets, is that they did the OG version of the opening theme to Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers 🤘

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LMFAO

GET👏HIS👏 ASS👏 https://t.co/iFVxkL7h6j

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@LeaderMcConnell Hey, remember when you helped put Trump in the White House so you could pass your stuff & have the chance to put 2 or 3 conservative goosesteppers on the Supreme Court?

I don't think you ran a very thorough background check there, guy...

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@jacksonhinkle If your nose were up Putin's ass any further, it would need hiking boots & a map.

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@scottEmovienerd I unironocally love Heartlight. It's a core memory of the 80's!

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@BeckyLynchWWE

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@farhip We should have bought it more often. All of us.

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@MarkBrooksArt Cups! The rest are easy😅

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@FrankConniff If you want to hear the 2nd best version of We Have All The Time In The World, check out the cover by The @Puppini_Sisters - it'll make you want to drink a martini & have a cry at sunset, while on a gondola in Venice

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@RT_com "the Kremlin said"

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@ianmiles @elonmusk

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@elonmusk If you call ads "content", then I hope you mind my shitting in a box & sending it to Twitter HQ, so you have some "content" for your azeala bushes.

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@GovRonDeSantis You're 5 ft & change, with a concave dick.