Matty

[Dan Jackson @northumbriana]

Am I happy that @NUFC have sold an international footballer of the calibre of Sandro Tonali to one of our direct rivals?

No.

But am I confident that the club will invest the proceeds wisely, quickly bring in elite replacements and that ‘the project’ is still on track?

Also no.

[Matty @MatthxwScott]

Are we just a retarded Brighton? #NUFC

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Royal Mail boss’s pay package triples to £6.9m.

Cost of postage stamps rocketing

RM hasn't hit delivery target for 1st-class post since 2017, 2nd-class mail since 2020.

Ofcom continues to reduce targets.

Bosses rewarded for fleecing people.
https://t.co/5KHpChLSlV

[Sam Farley @FarleyWrites]

Genuinely cannot stand this charlatan. A total fraud and the worst thing about modern football.

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

This is the blueprint. Help start the fire by excitedly reporting the interest. Add kindling to ensure it keeps burning by constantly tweeting the same thing with the words changed or moved into a different order.

Watch the fire spread, wait for the player to say he wants the move and then declare it’s up to the clubs to agree a fee. His current club didn’t want to sell but now the conditions for the buying club to succeed have been stoked and the wind is in their favour. Job done. And it will be repeated.

[Omega Ω Luke @OmegaLuke]

100% correct btw. This is absolutely ridiculous

[Matty @MatthxwScott]

Another Andy Howe Masterclass, absolutely superb

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 Newcastle thought they had a deal in place for Victor Muñoz — before a late Liverpool hijack. 
✔️ 💰 Newcastle had a fee of £29m (+£4.3m) ACCEPTED by Osasuna and the player had AGREED personal terms and told #NUFC he wanted to sign. Agent fees were also agreed.
👨🏻‍⚕️ Newcastle had the wheels in motion for a medical over in the US and were on the verge of completing a deal.
😐 But they were instructed to wait over the last 24 hours by the player's representatives, and #LFC swooped.
🔴 Liverpool had always been at the table for Muñoz so they didn't come in last minute, but agreed £34.5m release clause (two instalments) and Muñoz chose Anfield.
🤷🏽‍♂️ Newcastle now trying to get to the bottom of what happened in the last 24 hours, but there was always top competition for the winger last few weeks.

[R @rjb_1998]

The defending might look bad but it's muscle memory from the Portuguese because that's the sort of goal they let Ronaldo score in training to stop him sulking

[Gary Smith Jnr @GarySmithJnr]

To all the Spurs fans taking this personally, but clearly do not understand the point, listen to @Sjopinion10 here - He explains it perfectly.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Israeli tech firm accused of targeting First Minister in election https://t.co/w1dX1LUaH2

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Nigel Farage registered ‘absent’ from the last 77 votes in Parliament

Official Parliamentary figures reveal that Reform leader Nigel Farage hasn't bothered to vote for anything in the last 11 weeks...

https://t.co/fsxzTKkL4Z

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Clip Of The Year. PSG i’m forever in debt

[AG @anthonygordon]

Thank you @NUFC 🖤🤍

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

"From my first day, the people took to me straight away when they didn't have to and I'll never be able to say thank you enough."

Go and smash it in Barcelona, @anthonygordon 🖤🤍

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

?

[🥤 @PaulSenior1]

Imagine voting to not be part of this 😩

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

The funniest part about the Trump phone is that he could launch the 2nd Gen Trump phone pre-orders today and all of these dumb fucks would give him another $100.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

You, presumably.

[Xannon The Buses @xannon199]

I'll never forgive them for this shit

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Just remembered this one