Bret Matthys

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Bear Dahn

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

TRUTH NUKE: Bill Maher on Democratic Socialist Darializa Avila Chevalier: “There’s one candidate she will be a congresswoman from New York’s 13th District, who the New York Times asked her if someone mu*ders someone randomly should they go to jail? Couldn’t get her to say yes to that.”

“She says, no more police EVER, AT ALL ever. She says our veterans are war criminals. She said f*ck Kamala Harris and Joe Biden’s a r*pist.”

“So there is a WOKE MIND VIRUS and I think we found patient zero.”

[uncle baby cajun @giardinayo]

Starting this season in the MLB, when you score over 20 runs, Marshmello teleports onto your field and starts doing a setlist

[steve2bacon, CMT 🥓🍩 @steve2bacon]

the united states as soon as the stock market is closed for the weekend

[Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan dies of laughter when openly gay comedian Tim Dillon goes off on the insanity of Pride Month:

DILLON: “Why do the Padres have to wear gay uniforms for Pride Month? That doesn’t make any sense.”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂 What are they wearing? What happens when they play in Dearborn?”

DILLON: “It’s not going to go well. As a gay person, I’ve never said that I need the Padres to be gay too.”

ROGAN: “People have been taught that thinking for themselves might make them racist, sexist, or homophobic, so they’re afraid to question anything.”

DILLON: “Why is Chase Bank gay? Why’s Chobani Yogurt trans? Does this give people healthcare? Does this make you happy? What’s the point of all this?”

ROGAN: “It makes some people happy.”

DILLON: “It actually makes more people angry. That’s why gay marriage has lost 11 points in support. It’s annoying. Why is my bank gay?”

ROGAN: “😂😂😂”

DILLON: “I just want to know when my bank came out as gay. I’m fine with it, but I just wish someone would’ve told me. This doesn’t make anyone’s life better.”

ROGAN: “It’s a very confusing time for children today.”

DILLON: “It’s just virtue signaling garbage that ends up making people hate that community. They’re not going to gain support by shoving a worldview down everyone’s throat.”

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

The White Sox have a cast of characters that includes this 23 year old seasoned veteran, our “old guy” on the team is 31, a guy with a wand and a WAR of 6, a Japanese sensation, strokin by Clarence Carter.

It’s madness.

[Eric Willuweit @eswillow72]

We went from "Hamstring Hi Mom" to "take your ass and go play tennis" in left field on the Southside. What a transition.

[Nebraskangooner @Nebraskangooner]

Winner gets the Strait of Hormuz

[TC @TCTone]

My buddy saying “good process” before I blade my 52 degree 30 yards over the green

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

So many examples of Black male excellence, all alive today, and they choose to prop up a dead career criminal fentanyl junkie and a guy who’s in jail for stabbing someone to death.

[Scott Merkin @scottmerkin]

Vasil on the Skubal situation: "I was up there on the top step and helping the team out, cheering them on. Next thing I know, I’m getting reamed out."

(What did Skubal say?)
"I think it was some pretty choice words and then I shared back some choice words. It was good stuff."

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

World Cup going on, CWS going on, US open starting tomorrow, MLB in the middle of the season

ESPN: let’s lead off the evening sportscenter with how many yards per game the Cowboys averaged last season

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

This is still one of my favorite moments ever on X.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Giants players: *humping each other*

MLB: too gay

Giants players: *posting Bible verses*

MLB: not gay enough

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, @MLB

[Austin King @AustinKingMT]

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people.

Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

[OutspokenSamantha @Outspoken_Sam]

Elon Musk is not stealing from you.

Gavin Newsom is stealing from you.
Karen Bass is stealing from you.
Tim Walz is stealing from you.
Elizabeth Warren is stealing from you.
AOC is stealing from you.

Becoming wealthy does not make you evil.

The people who take from you, promising to fix problems and then enriching themselves while trying to get you to hate those they're taking the money from... are evil.

[Scott Merkin @scottmerkin]

Vargas: "The umpires and everyone around is talking about how many [fans] we are getting."
(The ump?)
"Yeah the umpire. He come up to me and said, ‘Oh, this is how it used to be every day.’ When you hear this type of stuff, it’s so important for us and we take pride for that too.

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

Does anyone else find it odd that $200 billion is spent on cancer research every single year...and the only thing to show for it is a 75% increase in cancer deaths since the 1990s?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Public school in St. Paul, Minnesota

Every girl is in a hijab… in kindergarten

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @CalebFC18]

Just two butter knives going at it 🔥

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Chicago White Sox are fun as hell.