Matt Groves

All tweets and retweets are my humble opinion only.

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@JEChalmers

Still can’t tie a straight tie knot?

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@JEChalmers @abcnews Good show with Sarah.

A slightly irritating, relatively minor issue but so easily resolved…

Your tie is always cockeyed!

You’re only tying a half Windsor (or less). This is SO EASY to perfect. 5 minutes practice and you’ll have the skill forever.

All the best,
MattiGroves

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@KerryHolmekb No

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@chiky_handlr We ARE LAAAADIES aren’t we!?

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@BAWANKUMARPBK @fastang87 @AsjadAhmd @t8UTjcGUZf60635 @BichoPragmatico @tonystern21 @_markmars @karanlove7 @BCGreenSteve @Xpratiko @Ethix @CEP0871 @ridvansteel @jiansunvalley @r_vlad_ @glo19814 @MikhaEmpire @BelcherTi43516 @jenfit23_ @hon_yousluv @VuVanDu13526926 @XMaker859 @LarryInnocentK1 Go to hell you spamming prick

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@JEChalmers @abcnews Good show with Sarah.

A slightly irritating, relatively minor issue but so easily resolved…

Your tie is always cockeyed!

You’re only tying a half Windsor (or less). This is SO EASY to perfect. 5 minutes practice and you’ll have the skill forever.

All the best,
MattiGroves

[Matt Groves @MattiGroves]

@JEChalmers

A slightly irritating, relatively minor issue but so easily resolved…

Your tie is always cockeyed!

You’re only tying a half Windsor (or less). This is SO EASY to perfect. 5 minutes practice and you’ll have the skill forever.

All the best,
MattiGroves

[Matt Groves @MattiGroves]

Dear @PowerpalAU,

Why is
https://t.co/HA32yq1Out
a dead link?

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Dear @CommBank,

cc @abcnews, @abc730, @9NewsAUS, @7NewsAustralia

Why was your online NetBank access so slow it was effectively down this afternoon?

Why don't you respect your customers enough to proactively provide outage information so we don't need to ask?

NOT HAPPY

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@theamelia__ Your confidence is unfounded. I have all 20. Many my age would.

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@Matt_Pinner 7 at least. Wouldn’t need to see the back to know for sure.

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@FDogenews32 __ee > Free Bree tree knee agree flee degree decree 🙄

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@Rhiachnash D. Then, later, ALL of the above.

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@CommBank

cc @abcnews, @abc730, @9NewsAUS, @7NewsAustralia

Why are your online services so slow they are effectively down?

Why must I ask? Why are you not respecting your customers by openly explaining this here or somewhere your customers can easily find?

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@akafaceUS Sydney Australia here.

We’d call that a dam, as the body of water is only there as a result of the man-made dam. Being small we might also call a pond. It looks too small to be called a lake.

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@Elonmusklona 4 left. You only consumed two.

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@Elonmusklona Rubbish. Most people can see the word HOPE in there in a few seconds. Further, with enough distance to blur the image, the shading effect created by the thickness of the black lines portrays a close up of a face.

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@GruenHQ Nutri grain is 30% sugar! Read the pack!

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Hey @PeterDutton_MP,

I’ll bet you $1,000,000 (one million dollars) that you won’t have any new nuclear power plants producing significant power to the Australian East Coast power grid by 2035 as you are promising. Put your money where your mouth is.

#auspol @abc730