Matthew Forbes

IT bod in Newcastle. Married to a wonderful lady, who is just a little scary at times.

[Matthew Forbes @Mattjimf]

@fesshole @daveberry_tweet think @RealDysonator may have a Is it weird...?

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@kennymc1ntosh picked the wrong week to get married. #RIPHULKHOGAN

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@gateshead Hey is the NE9 6TL post code getting they're recycling collected today, seeing as it wasn't done yesterday?

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@JeremyClarkson Karts or Fiat 500's instead of the full-size cars.

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@bushontheradio Oasis, Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.

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@decobanduk You said this last year, want you to document your attempt to be the UK song next year.

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@absoluteradio why, when I have Premium, and don't get ads on the individual station apps, am I getting ads on Rayo?

Have restarted phone, cleared data and cache, but still ads. Another thing that rayo is crap for.

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@decobanduk Did you guys get put forward for the UK Eurovision entry?

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@BBCNews Please can you stop promoting Captain Tom's family. The sooner you do, they might just get the hint we don't care about them, and their 15 minutes of infamy are over.

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@easyJet How would I find out if there was anything found on one of your flights?

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@jimhamilton4 Has this bollocks actually got anything to do with you? If so, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

https://t.co/257d0j3GtD

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@bushontheradio Obligatory, my uncle went to school with him.

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@RichieFirth @RealDysonator Sad news about the longest train journey https://t.co/yQF1JT4QrH

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@PhilipsCare I have a Philips 48OLED708 (2023) in the UK. Why do you not support BBC iPlayer on this device when the BBC says it's supported?

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@JamesBlunt https://t.co/v5nU3LHmEt

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@daveberry_tweet, there's going to be lots of people out of Whamaggedon before 9 am tomorrow in Sheffield, due to the DJ at the swimming gala playing it.

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@SpeedoUK Why do you never have boys performance swimwear on reduction during your sales, or at least ones that aren't limited to one size?

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@VirginTrainsTix Try using an e-ticket, rail card, and Seatfrog upgrade all on the same phone.

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@fesshole Regularly do this with blocks of marzipan. Best was when Morrisons mispackaged golden marzipan into white marzipan packaging. £1 blocks for about a year.

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@AnxiousLionO Yup, had both yourself and the bandaged one with the light up eyes ring thingy.