Matt Mills

Imperfect Human. Proud Liberal. Occasional Keyboard Warrior who spends too much time on the Internet.

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

I'm fucking dead 😆

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

System Of A Down - Genocidal Humanoidz (Official Video) https://t.co/9qUEz5nHlE via @YouTube

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

Had I taken Tsarukyan instead of Ribas, I would have won $100k. 🤑

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

Let's fucking goooo! Dustin just won me $50. I was 4/5 on the betting line tonight. If Ribas would have won I'd have won $25k dollars. Incredible night of fights.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Stephen Miller no longer works at the White House.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far fwiw

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

You know that was, right?

YALL MUSTVE FORGOT: MAX HOLLOWAY EDITION!

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Max Holloway landed a UFC record 445 significant strikes, per UFC Stats.

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

He landed a clean no look straight right mid-sentence that snapped Calvin's head back. Max is unmatched in the world of striking.

[Oscar Willis @oscarwillismma]

Max Holloway yelling "I'm the best boxer in the UFC" while slipping a five punch combination he wasn't even looking at is one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my life.

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

@bridget_joy_ Indignant

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

You are terminated, Mr. President

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

@bertkreischer Into my neighbor's yard. "the wind blew them over there, Al. Sorry." He doesn't need to know it was the wind from my leaf blower.

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

Happy New Year's you filthy animals. @tomsegura @bertkreischer Stayed with you til 2am over here. Now I gotta go back and rewatch the first 45 minutes in the morning because I stared at a white screen. Shit happens. Don't be stingy next time. #2BearsLive

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

@991PLRFM that gas station segue/intro into Fuel by Metallica was top notch. Got a solid laugh outta my cold dead heart. Well done.

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

@mjkeenan https://t.co/AyaunRLjeG

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

@sarahcpr Desert Storm

[Kevin Holland @Trailblaze2top]

I get it.... how the hell they gonna put that move in the game? 🤷🏾‍♂️ @ufc @EASPORTSUFC #CallBigMouth

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

That was one of the most bonkers things I've ever seen in the octagon. @Trailblaze2top is the real fucking deal

[Matt Mills @Mattmillze]

bruh

[💁🏾‍♀️ @ItsJazzNoE_____]

Nate soul leaving his body after he got knocked TF out

[Come and See @DaRealDCA]

Nate Robinson got the sonic rings knocked out of him by Jake Paul 💀🥲