Matt Jez

Enthusiast of trains, beers, and seaside piers. Love going to the match.

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

Starting again from the beginning. Barack Obama used to follow my old profile. That ain’t going to happen again

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

100% this

[Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen]

Second grumpy old man tweet of the evening, but is there any way we could possibly go back to showing penalties from a proper angle? What possible reason could there be for trying to make it look less real and more like a video game?

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

@TPExpressTrains Great. So I've got to do more work to chase this up when I have fulfilled my obligation to purchase a valid ticket whereas TPE and other TOCs have failed in their part of the deal to issue said ticket? It must be easier than this.

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

Good morning @TPExpressTrains, I went to collect tickets this morning for my journey this afternoon from LEG to DAR. Faulty ticket machine meant they didn't print. Will I be able to get the ticket office at LEG to print them for me?

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

@TPExpressTrains Of course. Via the app.

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

@TPExpressTrains They won't help me at Darlington. They say I need to come to you to sort. You've already told me to go to them. This is all getting a bit silly now

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

@TPExpressTrains I'm not bothered by compensation or complaining. I just would like to have a ticket rather than be low-level anxious about my return journey for six days. No bother. Thanks Jay and Kate for your help.

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

@TPExpressTrains This all feels frustratingly imperfect. Relying on the vagaries of ticket office rather than there just being a way for me to easily get my ticket. It is hardly my fault the machine glitched but I'm having to do the running to sort it.

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

@TPExpressTrains Turns out they couldn't because it hasn't been released for reprint (or something). Had to give me one of these to get me to DAR. But what about my return leg? Can you help?

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

Good morning @northernassist, your ticket machine at SNK seems faulty. Went to collect tickets and, although it claims to have printed them, nothing came out.

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Stephen Killen @_StephenKillen]

Hednesford have been promoted to the National League North after beating Warrington Rylands 5-4 on penalties.

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

So glad I caught the end of this. Awesome

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED? 🤯

Sabastian Sawe has just become the first person in history to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions.

Yomif Kejelcha was also under two hours for second!

[keith flett @kmflett]

Tory MP Nick Timothy has been barred from the Parliamentary Beard of the Year contest after he was found to have brought the hirsute into disrepute
https://t.co/pNYEECRSQa

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

Name on the cup. Up the Vale!

[Port Vale Football Club @OfficialPVFC]

The Valiants will head to Stamford Bridge to take on Chelsea in the Quarter-Final of the Emirates FA Cup! 🏆

#PVFC | @EmiratesFACup

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

Also not totally confident it fits with @unitedutilities claims to be environmentally conscious ♻️

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

This morning a @unitedutilities worker pulled up in our close, unloaded a load of waste cardboard from his van, and dumped it in the domestic general waste bins awaiting collection. Not entirely sure this is a legitimate means to dispose of commercial waste in @WarringtonBC?

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

I'm not saying the RFL is corrupt but he could have killed a man and avoided a ban.

[ᴀᴀʀᴏɴ ʙᴏᴡᴇʀ @AaronBower]

Mikey Lewis charged - but not banned - by the RFL disciplinary panel. Needed a Grade D to miss the World Club Challenge.. and landed a Grade C charge for his trip on Liam Harris.

https://t.co/JmnBy9j422

[Keith @keithdunn]

The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

[Keith @keithdunn]

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

[Keith @keithdunn]

The conch was blown at 5:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100

[Matt Jez @MattsTrains]

@PARLYapp Who would move the writ of election in a case where the former MP was a party's sole MP or was elected as an independent?