Matt

Trains, Pirates, Theme Parks and such things. My opinions and things I agree with. Sometimes sarcastic.

[Matt @Mattstrainsmad]

@UKLabour are an absolute shambles.

[Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath]

One week amnesty before tweeting GB News clips gets an instant block. Come on people we can kill this at the source.

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Summer 21! Friends, family, football, sunshine, eating n’drinking an good laughs. NOT gonna let the government get me down for delaying end of lockdown! The last 30 days there’s been more deaths per day from FLU than from COVID! I feel sorry for all the businesses that can’t open

[Matt @Mattstrainsmad]

@50ShadesofJamo I guess everyone else signed up for the BBC

[UEFA @UEFA]

Following the medical emergency involving Denmark’s player Christian Eriksen, a crisis meeting has taken place with both teams and match officials and further information will be communicated at 19:45 CET.

The player has been transferred to the hospital and has been stabilised.

[Joey @CoasterJoey]

I’ve seen some despicable behaviour towards theme park and recreational leisure staff this week. If you chose to visit a park on a hot day during half term after an extended lockdown then reap the consequences and leave the stressed staff alone. They are not there to abuse 😊

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

STARLIGHT EXPRESS CASTING CALL We are looking for real train carriages who can sing, dance and rollerskate

[Richard Clinnick @Clinnick1]

30 Mk 4s have been bought by @tfwrail, including those refurbished for Grand Central which were never used by the open access company. This will allow TfW to introduce 67-hauled trains on its Swansea-Manchester Piccadilly route.

[Matt @Mattstrainsmad]

@AnthonyOgogo Go out and knock Cody out for East Anglia!

[Anthony Ogogo | Olympic Medallist @AnthonyOgogo]

Fellas if you want to get some from the missus tomorrow night let her watch me weigh in in a little pair of boxer shorts. I’ll do your job for ya. Get the dehumidifier out 💧.

You’re welcome!
I’m British, I’m simply built better 🇬🇧.

[Matt @Mattstrainsmad]

And then presumably did the opposite

[Matt @Mattstrainsmad]

@Zone1Bracket Don't blame me I voted for Edinburgh

[Chris Quilietti @ChrisQ_1]

To be fair, how else do you get that off the stage quickly.
https://t.co/vSQIF7APk5

[Matt @Mattstrainsmad]

@TheOrangeOne 755s!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2022.

[Matt @Mattstrainsmad]

@martinfromkent You could bring a maxi to meet Marvin

[Matt @Mattstrainsmad]

@ClaudiaPaws @MrTimDunn Imagine if every time you stepped onto public transport you could get a drink. Why would you drive when you could drink and travel?

[Matt @Mattstrainsmad]

@50ShadesofJamo It's a good ballard