Matthew Lowther

30 year old engineer, nerd and all round good Human,

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

@Eric96211770609 @itvfootball Wè334⁴plllĺĺ

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

@SonyUK If you DM can you please organise for my headphones to be returned to me as they are still my property and not returning them is theft and I shall be reprting it to the authorities as well as trading standards.

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

Hey @SonyUK , love how your engineers think this is a consumer fault. Thanks for waisting a week to get back to me.

[stereophonics @stereophonics]

Happy 25 Performance and Cocktails ✌🏻❤️

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

I haven't seen a cheap shot like that against the Argentinians since the belgrano

#Wruvsarg
#RWC2023

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

@5liveSport @BBCSounds Yes driving at high speed can make you shorter, the G's force you to hunker down. It's the same for bobsleigh drivers. Top gear did a piece on it years ago.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Landlord turns away Rail Workers from his pub, don’t want you lot in.

Rail Workers boycott his pub. Fine we won’t come in.

Landlord this is bullying, why won’t they respect my right to choose.

Some people are very dim.

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

@SoVeryBritish I think that's Peterborough

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

Rest well, Sean Lock.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After a member of staff at the British Museum is sacked over ‘missing and stolen items’, a team of lawyers from Greece says the good news is, they’re under no obligation to return any of it.

[James Holland @James1940]

Can’t get enough of this new jacket. If anyone’s interested, @Waterstones are offering a special signed edition with a bit of extra content: https://t.co/TR2Ky0p8TK @PenguinBooks @WeHaveWaysPod

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

@James1940 @Waterstones @PenguinBooks @WeHaveWaysPod My Grandad served as a REME in Italy and Cassino at that time.
This is going to be a hell of a read.

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

@JohnRat51028714 @SkyNews Best comment I've read in a long time

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

@TanyaTate I'm a Leo, we're meant to be compatible 🤔

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

😞
This Tory government is not only corrupt.
It has cruelty at its heart.
🖤🖤
@samaritans
See this thread
RT

[lauren @laurennewark1]

only thing that comes to mind after watching Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofields apologies lool #ThisMorning

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

What the fuck is John Terry doing… 🤣

[Matthew Lowther @Matty2287]

@piersmorgan Because you give them time and allow bear baiting between sides, causing unecessary division. Stop giving them free space and they'll die in the corner.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Pep not happy with the Haaland goal being overturned.

He can't get his head around his team being punished for cheating.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

When the dinosaurs are on bad behavior we show them an image of an asteroid