Matty AFC

Arsenal Red Member 🔴

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

@mitch_fretton Ok 👍🏼

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

And I was told Arsenal are boring

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

Are there people on this app who have watched more than 5 World Cups?

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

Lee Dixon is understating how good that header is from Kane

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

I hope everyone remembers what this England squad is like without Saka, Eze and Rice 👀👀👀👀

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

"Worst champions ever"

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Best xG differences this season:

🥇 Arsenal: +41.69(xG)
🥈 Man City: +24.25(xG)
🥉 Man Utd: +21.31(xG)

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

@TeleFootball Aside from the utterly bizarre idea that an English broadcaster wouldn't focus on an English club, describing someone with over 10 years experience on our screens as a 'fan presenter' is unbelievably insulting and blatantly sexist. Would you say the same about Henry?

[mariam @maryooomaaa_]

This season has made me realise that people hate arsenal more than they love their own teams and that’s truly embarrassing 😭

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

@xGPhilosophy What a weird tweet

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

The positivity and amount of Arsenal chants I'm still hearing in central London is phenomenal ❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A season to be proud of.

We pushed the boundaries over land and sea, and couldn't have done it without your support. Thank you, Gooners ❤️

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

@SkySportsNews Incoming rival fans saying Arsenal fans are deluded for being positive as if we're going to go on camera before a final and say "I think we're going to lose"

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Jurrien Timber completed first team training today finally. The Dutchman will fly tomorrow with the rest of the squad to Budapest.

Final call to be made tomorrow on matchday squad inclusion.

All the rest is noise, all eyes on Budapest.

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

"Arsenal won the easiest Premier League ever"

Meanwhile Villa win the Europa League and Palace win the Conference League despite finishing 15th in the league.

Premier League is elite this season.

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

@RoxyD27

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

Who is this Isi guy in the Palace game and why does he look like a random geezer from the East End

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

"The referee has fallen for every single one of those"

Wharton has just thumped the guy in the shin 😂😂😂

[Matty AFC @MattyArsenalFC]

Pep is undoubtedly an insanely good manager but there aren't half some stats to discredit his legacy... that's without mentioning the 115 too

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

Pep Guardiola's transfer spend was nearly twice as much as any other manager in world football during his Man City tenure 🤑💸

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me.

I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time.

I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club.

We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career.

I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone.

This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt.

PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆