Big Matty

Philly Sports. I listen to Hardcore. Never Enough Tattoos
RIP KSU 140 - Apparently We Do Stop.

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

Not a single detail about this sounds like real life. This is insane lmao

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: FBI places a $10,000 bounty on an escaped prisoner who transferred himself $11 million from a victim's stolen Charles Schwab account he accessed on a contraband cellphone.

Arthur Cofield was serving an 11-year sentence for conspiracy to commit bank fraud and aggravated identity theft at a Federal Correctional Institute (FCI) in Jesup, Georgia.

While in the FCI, Cofield allegedly used a contraband cellphone, gained access to a victim's Charles Schwab investment account, and wired himself $11 million.

With the money, Cofield bought a $4 million mansion and 6,106 gold coins that he had transferred to Atlanta via private plane.

Cofield escaped the FCI on May 26th, and the FBI warns that he is armed and dangerous.

[ؘ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

The Knicks team got so much chemistry Cuz they explored eachothers bodies

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

@HawkEmDownChris Darren Daulton

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

@Jimmyking35 Knocked Loose coming there in the fall with Boundaries and Denzel Curry

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

ACAB

[New York Post @nypost]

A one-armed woman has gone mega-viral after she quickly refuted a cop’s claim that she was driving with a phone in her “right hand.”

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Americans seeing Cristian Roldan thinking they’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

If I’m not mistaken this appears to be a rare Asian on Asian crime

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

Gotta be a fake post, but let’s imagine dad really kept his house 87 degrees + under the pretense of saving money. If true, I would literally not fault the son whatsoever for blowing his top smoove off. “Just move out.” No. Dad dies on principle.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Completely normal 19 year old behavior

[Brigadier Ketchup @BrigadierKetch]

"I bet your fish head wife doesn't have these cannons."

"..."

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

😂 👏 👏 👏

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

After the Kevin Hart roast, everyone has been asking me to weigh in and comment on Chelsea Handler amd Shane Gillis. I do a deep dive on what happened and roast culture.

[Garnet “Trojan Goldberg” Goldfish IV @GarnetBurner]

I can’t wait to thundercunt one right at me fuckin wife’s face after USA draws 1-1 with Australia

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

National Aquarium in Baltimore wants to charge $10 for a single Uncrustable. Motherfucker I will cannonball off the 5th floor into the shark tank before I pay that

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

200 years ago black people were property, Asians were indentured servants, Natives and Mexicans were slaughtered for land in the name of God, wars were actively fought on US soil, and life expectancy was 39. WTF are you actually talking about?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

This is easily the saddest time in American history. The absolute worst people are systematically destroying the country, and our system is completely failing to stop them.

[` @ick_real]

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

Last person only gave me $500, so fuck yeah

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

if somebody handed you $5,000 and said it’s because you’re uġly, are you accepting it?

[Big Matty @MattyB316]

If we’re not gonna be the best, we damn well better be the worst. Embrace it. Love it.

[Joe Tansey @JTansey90]

After last night's results, the Union are the only team in Major League Soccer with a single-digit point total.

The Union have one win. Every other team has at least three wins.

They are tied for 27th in goals scored, 28th in GD and have 0.5 points per game.