Matty Bannon

Young, Obese, Tattooed and Talented. Living in OK 🌪️ Firefighting Deputy by way of Havre de Grace, MD.

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

1,776 retweets and we’ll drop the tea at first pitch tomorrow. 🇺🇸🇬🇧

[Matty Bannon @MattyB52]

Found this @counter_culture display @Target in Lawton, OK today. Just off roast by a couple days … This was most of the display, all blends.

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@billylamana I never got the notification on this 😂 fucking fantastic

[Michael V. Meyers @Redwood00051]

2 teens lower themselves 4 stories to safety via a pipe at a 2nd alarm fire in Manhattan today. Unfortunately 1 relative died & the other in critical condition. Prayers to the family.

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Monday’s salad bowl had about 12 pieces of lettuce, so today I tried extra lettuce. I was met with steak, not chicken as ordered, regular corn not corn salsa and no fajita veggies. @ChipotleTweets is killing me this week!

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@ChipotleTweets ordered online today, arrived 10 minutes early and watched my food sit on the counter for 30 minutes before being packaged. The line went from empty to out the door, the employees were disorganized and without leadership. I ate cold food for dinner. #disappointed

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@dcfireems @JBMHH

[DC Fire and EMS Department @dcfireems]

#DCsBravest partnering with our military partners @JBMHH for 4 days of Aircraft Rescue & Firefighting training at Fort McNair. This fulfills the annual recertification requirement for our Foam Unit Task Force.

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@MeganStanton29 Megan, I’m moving back to Maryland and would be interested in this property if they allow pets (1 dog). What’s the best way to get in touch with you?

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Last night I had my first visit to Torre di Pisa at night. It’s a different place when the sun goes down. @ Torre Di Pisa https://t.co/55AJh2cpFr

[Sonny Alquizola @SonnyAlquizola]

The amazing Jim Carrey crossing from Joe Biden to Ace Ventura. 😂
#SNL

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@CruiseNorwegian has the absolute worst and unprofessional customer service I have ever experienced.

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My man, it’s simple put on the seat belt or No pie 🍕 https://t.co/wDTBhntzBn

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Oh how I’ve missed you! A jump espresso while I wait for that Kenya pour over. Always the first stop in Firenze. https://t.co/Hba8e5dMid

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Walk the plank 🏴‍☠️ #flytheflag #shotoniphone @ Sorrento, Italy https://t.co/R3cGtX6Z5t

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Relaxing https://t.co/pGgKe5WaTD

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A romantic sunset with my homie. @ Varenna, Lago Di Como https://t.co/dawqo3MilC

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@sinisterstaci @R_Budnick Nope ! Fucking fix that and if it cannot be fix ... remove yourself from that system

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Finally picked up my new writing device from petespiratelife Matches the uniform perfect, the beatings will continue until morale improves. #flytheflag https://t.co/ZAYABSGtzl