MattyCowen

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

I’m starting to warm to this cunt 😂😂😂

[MattyCowen @MattyCowen]

@bradhardy23 @secondtierpod @RyanDilks1 @sbk 😂😂😂😂😂

[Four Peat Pumas (Beerhouse S6) @Pumas_Mens]

Pumas 2 Brunsmeer 1

Flinty ⚽️
OG ⚽️

League Champions for the 3rd year running. Pushed all the ways by Hammer & Fiddle this year but turns out they’ve got no fucking bottle.

Stay fucking tuned!

[BeerhouseFC @BeerhouseF]

3-1 defeat at home today in a cracker of a match at home to league leaders BH Pumas!

Remarkable game played in great spirits 🍻🏡⚽️👏👏

[MattyCowen @MattyCowen]

@Tesco just popped in to your Dykes Halls Road Express, there was a man sticking sticker everywhere. We asked him for help and he said he didn’t work for Tesco. When we ask behind the till apparently he was the boss. If every little helps why didn’t the little fat boss.

[MattyCowen @MattyCowen]

The boys been the boys

[Four Peat Pumas (Beerhouse S6) @Pumas_Mens]

Pumas 3 Treeton 0

Goals
@MattyCowen ⚽️
@JordanHolland94 ⚽️
@itsBilbert ⚽️

Big game, great performance from the lads.

@kitlocker MOTM
Declan Pinhorn

To the @Beerhouse623

[Kitlocker.com @kitlocker]

👕Kits of the Month👕

March has been yet another unbelievable month for amazing kits 😍

From international hockey to sunday league football. We do it all.

Featuring @HockeyWales, @Pumas_Mens and more ⬇️

[Four Peat Pumas (Beerhouse S6) @Pumas_Mens]

Game Saturday vs @BeerhouseF

Sponsored by The Potato and Pie Shop, banging scran. Great pre match meal for all you owls.

We’re currently homeless so venue tbc.

[MattyCowen @MattyCowen]

@ladbible @Jacky_potato

[AFC Wisewood @AFCWisewood]

5-1 win today away at dronfield, its amazing what happens when gaffers not here, why do we even need him? Gaffer out.

Goalscorer:

@MattyCowen ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ (what a cunt) fucking moo🐮

#UTW🪵

[Four Peat Pumas (Beerhouse S6) @Pumas_Mens]

Sorry pal, right bellend. Pumas 9.

[MattyCowen @MattyCowen]

@dshort9 @Pumas_Mens @MainMaltby @AlbionSportsAFC @JSquires4 Sorry big man

[MattyCowen @MattyCowen]

@dshort9 @Pumas_Mens @MainMaltby @AlbionSportsAFC @JSquires4 Bet you’re constantly soft with a missus as ugly as that ya wet wipe

[Four Peat Pumas (Beerhouse S6) @Pumas_Mens]

Hardy’s Pumas‼️

Club legend Bradley Hardy has agreed to takeover the reigns.

An original Puma Brad has been a part of the club since the beginning and boasts some impressive stats over the 6 years.

4 x 90 minutes
3 x Goals
13 x Better Centre Mids than himself signed.

[Four Peat Pumas (Beerhouse S6) @Pumas_Mens]

Firth Resigns‼️

Manager, chairman, lifeblood of the club and all round massive Judas @SJF100 has left the club.

3 League Titles 🏆🏆🏆
4 Cup Wins 🏆🏆🏆🏆

Thanks for every Sam, the end of an era 🧡🖤

#announceHardy

[MattyCowen @MattyCowen]

People getting excited over this are the same people who thought Moore was a good manager. Football morons.

[Sheffield Wednesday @swfc]

Our first addition of the summer transfer window ☑️

#swfc

[Four Peat Pumas (Beerhouse S6) @Pumas_Mens]

Last one to sign off for the season...

Massive thanks to all of our sponsors, the costs of running a club keep going up every year & without your support it might not be possible 👏👏👏

[Sam Firth @SJF100]

Please give our new business @THREADSPYUK a follow.

We find sale premium menswear from over 70 fashion retailers. Making it easier for you to find discounted products.

We’ll be sharing this more widely very soon.

[MattyCowen @MattyCowen]

@UberUK here a link to your dog policy https://t.co/jVyiEazaja. Twice today I’ve tried to get an Uber today with a small dog and twice been denied. On both times the driver has abused me with some strong language. Either update your policy or educate ya drivers x

[MattyCowen @MattyCowen]

@oscxrcxm Wouldn’t worry about it lad just get ya self
home and hoy it in gaffas sister x