Matthew Schnitzer

just a dude trying to laugh on twitter and stay up to date with the sports world

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@SouthDallasFood I’m from Houston, so plenty of stops through papa’s. Live in Austin where we also have bobs (so I scratch those two if looking for Dallas only), Al Bernaits I’ve only been to once or twice. So if in Dallas entertaining clients, Nick &Sams is my favorite. Biggest menu/variety.

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@fiago7 Assuming you’re going to the Germany game in Houston this weekend, then a stop through Austin, TX a few hours away is worth the trip.

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@JR_HIRSHey @Fully_Equipped @CallawayGolf Germany

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@themidhambino @PoopFromDaButt I got a stitch bag at a Marshall’s for $70 Uat after Christmas . Gave it to a buddy. Couldn’t believe it.

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@Dmakes2 My buddy flew out to the Bay from Austin for work Wednesday. Sneaking Pasatiempo in tomorrow before he comes home. He gets to play Pasa, I get to watch his mischievous ass puppy 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@VinnysCorner1 Craig Biggio

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@rumblehtx @DailyTaxMemes @bconn73 @dolfinack @TourSwingsTommy The average 15 cap I play with has a lot more mishits/poor strikes than the solid strike. Hence if it’s truly an average where they’re hitting a ton Way off line, nowhere near the center of the face and a spiny slice, I think the LPGA girls top it. Longest drive likely to the 15

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@EA2588 @caddietales Yea , big difference between someone getting upset at a resort caddy their paying $100, vs Scottie getting frustrated/holding the caddy he’s made a multimillionaire accountable for what he earns millions to do. On top of the fact I’m sure they hashed it out quickly post round.

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@OhioTate Any interest in full disclosure that the Texas Tennessee games were at 11 AM and 2:15 on Monday while folks are working , and then Tech Bama played after in the 6/9 when TV viewership in general is up?

[Marty Byrde @KerrickDuchy]

lebron was easily the most hyped athlete of all time at the age of like 15. he surpassed every expectation by far. if you can’t appreciate that then you’re simply a hater there’s no way around it.

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@hutch_golf @MyGolfSpy Yep was coming to reply. It’s the same reason the driving accuracy numbers are higher for LPGA players vs the PGA guys.

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@PM_BLUTO @fried_egg_golf Yea I think so. Checking if I have any connections to private through work but unlikely. Thanks.

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@layxsnv @justinirick1989

[RobLogic @RobLogic]

When your dog steals the Onewheel, rides it like an absolute pro, and instantly sets the new 2026 standard for being called a 'good boy'🔥😂

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@Mike_kim714 @GolfonCBS Not putting a name on Matt Wolf is funny. Believe Scottie and the Freshman pups at the time (Coodys and Hammer) knocked them off.

[Matthew Schnitzer @MattyIce0830]

@bobbyhansenjr Yea. Have been to most the steakhouses when up in Dallas taking clients, and that’s always been my go to.

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@AlexMyers3 Koivun