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If I had a pet walrus I would name him David Foster Walrus

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@jarvis_best 🎶Jarvis spoke in class today...🎶

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@Tyler_A_Harper It couldn't have been worse if they did that

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@TRHLofficial It's silly that it could get that far, but there is NO WAY this supreme court would ever accept such a broad meaning of "fighting words"

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Why? Why did Bartunkova have to be the one to ruin it? Could have had 3 of the 4 Quarterfinals be all-Czech affairs, but no Nikola had to spoil it😢😢

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@glukianoff A real problem is that Farrell says "Why don't you cry about it?" that is NOT sarcasm. It's very mean, but it's not sarcasm. He is not conveying the opposite of what he is saying.

The professor teaching sarcasm calling this "A Great One" completely undermines his credibility

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@UTR_Sports_ Nick Kyrgios but it's the backhand that really gives it away

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@jarvis_best It's a good movie, good movie

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@BPSPro @ggreenwald No he doesn't, just like you have ZERO evidence that Israel tortured children

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@DeanTTraining I think people who grow up with sucralose sweetened drinks become immune to the fact that they taste TERRIBLE - I can't drink anything sweetened with Sucralose

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@DeanTTraining Stevia and sucralose make everything taste terrible

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@OCATCOfficial The one with the big beak, right? Oh wait...

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@poorlyreasoned No one has mentioned Fed Soc Forums. Great analysis of Supreme Court opinions and really every major issue happening in law today. No hosts, just a discussion of the issues from legal minds expert in what ever the topic happens to be, and largely nonpartisan

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@edgefills I wish people would point out one strategy the MLS uses to bring fans to home games:

if you come to a game your team nearly ALWAYS has about an 80% they will not lose

Look at the MLS standings. There are only 4 teams in the entire league with a losing record at home!!

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@Steve_Sailer @normal_jake_ MLS has also done something no other league has the chutzpah to do so blatantly - There are 30 teams and all but 2 have at least a .500 record at home.

Um, gee, how could this be????

A league where the home fans nearly always go home happy!!

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@TheMindScourge Gimme a break with this take - put a pound of butter and/or creme in every dish and yeah, it'll taste good

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@lolaarchive Solenoid

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@credenzaclear2 It depends, if you are talking about the movie, it's one of the most life-affirming films you can ever see.

If this is about watching the tortured, self-flaggelating tennis player Andrey Rublev, then it could destroy you:

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@blakeflayton hmm, Ned Flanders is not an exact rhyme

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@AliceFromQueens @BigSnugALot @ParkSlopeFlngsm ah yes, with all that education you must have learned that, as Milton Friedman said, "the quickest way to create a severe housing shortage is to set a maximum price on rent."

Please with all your knowledge, tell me what you think of this statement.

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@realsashastone I value your insight