Matt Parker

From the Isle of Wight. Work in London. I love swimming, surfing, rugby, beer, ale, wine and top quality food! Oh and I like a comfortable cardigan!

[Bath Rugby @BathRugby]

Hands up who's excited to see this guy back at the Rec tomorrow? RT for your chance to win a pair of tickets! 1/2

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

@fosgoodwood @Mazda_UK #CentralFeature

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

“@Earth_Pics: Baby Orangutan getting cleaned up http://t.co/lS4aOFmT2V” @LuraJEllis

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

Googles multimillion pound tax bill? No, @HMRCgovuk have got bigger fish to fry....30p!

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

I paid extra for HD channels but I'm seriously regretting it now! #benefitsandproud

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

@GoalscorerC who are these other Bosnia players scoring?! Pass it to Dzeko!

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

32% abv stout! The destroyer of men!

[Stuart Broad @StuartBroad8]

“@Swannyg66: Oh pretty broady u are the love of my life, oh pretty broady I'd let you **** my wife... I LOVE THE ASHES!!!”|> Hold u to that!

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

Apparently I've just been to the #yahoo #wireless festival

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

@sarahlucyellis but I bet @wroaster loves it really!

[Dan Roan @danroan]

Moment of the explosion at the Boston marathon finishing line

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

Suffering from an RSI. Revision Strain Injury. Not good!

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

Spokesman for The Methodist Church on BBC news. On welfare reform "there are things that we believe that aren't true"! I can name one thing!

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

There may never be a clearer picture of the Isle of Wight from space.

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

@wroaster I've heard that Saturday Night Takeaway has a rugby game and a speed boat ride this week. Sounds awful! #ReturnofTheVoice

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

@wroaster and the last thing you'd want to do is experience another horror call! #ReturnOfTheVoice

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

@GoalscorerC it'll be in your inbox in the morning! There is some serious research to be done first!

[Matt Parker @MattyParks123]

@GoalscorerC certainly am! Too late to change?