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A gay dinosaur. Just trying to stay alive.

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@silverbeard63 Handsome penis.

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@silverbeard63 Oh, to be in the room watching the magic bone ejaculate.

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@silverbeard63 Fuel the bate anyway you can! Our heads are filled with visions.

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@silverbeard63 SQUIRTalicious

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@silverbeard63 Hooded beauty!

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@silverbeard63 Uncut beauty. Looks dockable.

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@silverbeard63 Oh, Buddy! Somehow I just knew it. Luky guy!

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@mark_slapinski King of the Pig People.

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@The_Real_ITDUDE Promises, promises.

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@FeistyLibLady He's like a banana slug. You want to step on him to kill him, but you wouldn't want to get his slimy guts on the bottom of your shoe.

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@bluhue123 I want MORE than that.

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@jared_shult And I'm sorry now that I once cared about you. You should have died while you still had a functioning brain.

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@NotAvgLiberal Already tired from doing my happy dance.

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@DougWahl1 Saw that tits and the twat already. No thanks. Made me gay.

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@realMikeLindell I pray that you smother on one of your shitty pillows, you asshat.

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@RedEagleUpdates Hey, it costs big bucks to buy 'Rough Trade' these days. You think he could find anybody decent to plough that tired old ass?

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@CalltoActivism Love my Rep! He says it all for me.

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@anyonewantchips He's very good at that. He's still standing naked in a gym shower, soaping and re-soaping his tired little wee-wee.

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@RobertSchalle11 MONEY. Graft, corruption and tiny testicles on most of the Republican Party.

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@AZ_Brittney @RepRaskin Not to diminish Raskin, but Jim Jordan ALREADY does a great job as a fool...all on his very own. Lots more in that huge closet he inhabits.