matty walnuts

I’m feeling supersonic

[matty walnuts @MattyWalnuts9]

I tricked a manager into shredding all of the existing disciplinary records. I watched him do it.

[Daily Union Elections @UnionElections]

Union folks, what is the best grievance/ULP that you've ever won?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

@jacobkleinman We have Strong Bad. We have Trogdor. We have Bubs. We have The Cheat. We have Homesar. We have all these incredible characters

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

After the success of Backrooms, Hollywood will undoubtedly turn to weird internet culture for new movie ideas. The solution is obvious: It's time for a HOMESTAR RUNNER CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

[Joe Calvello @the_vello]

Mayor Mamdani in Runners World today.

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“Imperialism is bad even when the Chinese do it”

Brother I am actively rooting for the CCP to annex Philadelphia

[matty walnuts @MattyWalnuts9]

@CheesyWaterBotl @StormLord96 @mv_idk_ you could just ask that he draw them together. They clearly respect each other.

[일리없음 @mv_idk_]

미식축구 처음봤음

[Trev @rizzbolt]

Let’s make it Four

[matty walnuts @MattyWalnuts9]

@OGboobiehurts1 @clitlord77 its close between him and that 4 verts hurts guy who claims to be an eagles fan and just shits on jalen constantly

[matty walnuts @MattyWalnuts9]

@hmoney412 @MostlyEagles I'm here from the future to warn you you're getting another season of aaron rodgers

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Carl Marx. Communist manifesto. Wikipedia.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Never kept up with Star Wars but that can't take away my fond memories of being a 6000 pound 9 year old with a bowl cut wearing a Darth Maul shirt in my aunt's pool

[matty walnuts @MattyWalnuts9]

@blitznotinspace @willmenaker care to explain

[matty walnuts @MattyWalnuts9]

@JMcniff1283 @willmenaker @Marqy_Marqs Thank you for walking so zoomer eagles fans could run

[matty walnuts @MattyWalnuts9]

@JMcniff1283 @willmenaker @Marqy_Marqs How could you possibly hate the giants more than the cowboys lol. Last season we killed their momentum the minute Zack Baun ripped skattebo’s legs clean off

[matty walnuts @MattyWalnuts9]

@PHI_Dose Jalen Hurts
Malcolm Jenkins
Chris Long

Hon. Mentions:
Zack Baun
Jalen Carter
Jalen Mills
DeSean Jackson
Mike Vick

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Philadelphia

[matty walnuts @MattyWalnuts9]

@daveweigel @ryangrim @nathanTbernard to be fair, I immediately headed to bluesky with "vote blue no matter who!" copied and ready to paste in a loooooooot of people's replies.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

.@AOC responds to this trend: "BOOOOO"

"This race to try to see who can be exempt from participating in society is not a conversation that I'm interested in," she tells me. "I'm a Great Society Democrat, and I believe in building that together. And I think that the discourse around 'Everyone, let's all be like billionaires and opt out of our taxes,' I don't find it an inspiring message."