Marty Zerman

[Jack Ciattarelli @Jack4NJ]

Time for another Jack Chat.

And this might be the most important one yet, so please watch and share.

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

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[PPUSA @PollProjectUSA]

The final holdout to all of this is Essex County, which hasn't budged in the vote count for awhile. If it doesn't significantly get Murphy closer or put him in the lead... this is over.

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

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[Kurt Siegelin @kurtsiegelin]

9:30 UPDATE NJ Gov race....

644k votes counted.
Murphy 51-49%

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

ATTENTION BRICK NJ WALMART SHELF STOCKERS: PLEASE RESTOCK THE CHEESE. WE KNOW THERE ARE MORE IN THE BACK!

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

This just absolutely yanks at my feels. 🐐 D Rose a king

[Hilltop Hoops @HilltopNBA]

Derrick Rose carrying the Bulls to a win against the Big 3 in Miami. (2011)

[Bismack BeyondBroke @GhostOfMufasa_]

Boy I'm fuckin crying

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

Ever go on a date with a nice girl and take her to a strip club you’re a regular at? I have. Went way better than expected. We’re going back on Thursday

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

If it’s one thing I’ve learned from tik tok recently, I should’ve been tryna get freaky with more girl in the back seat of the whip for sure

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

When you find out Aaron Rodgers is reporting to camp

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

Name somebody worse than nick grey, I dare you. Bin Laden doesn’t count

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

Correction: I will be dragging him out of his house*

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

If Aaron Rodgers isn’t at training camp in 7 days, I will not be dragging him out of his house

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

@jooepalumbo I’m def evil

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

Life didn’t give me lemons, it gave me pants, and I’ve shit them

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

@cozyboyec We have to stop living like this

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

Somebody’s gotta invent an alcohol that doesn’t hurt so bad

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

You know you’re old when you take a sip of your drink and get violent heart burn and gotta hit a roll of tums smoothies in front of some girl that’s askin you what your sign is

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

@JCKWTFGO Gots to see it through my boy

[Marty Zerman @MattyZahl]

It’s so cool you can just take any girl home now and just hit your boys with a “gots to see it through my boy,” and regardless of size, it’s cool