Matt

Sports

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.

[Matt @Mattylight686]

Goals

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

This guy gets it

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[br_betting @br_betting]

“I’m retiring from betting on sports”

Me the next day: https://t.co/UEZw7XjcpU

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: This is how NFL Twitter thinks Mahomes is treated 😂

[Noor @noorrzainab]

At the age where if I see a chair, I’m sitting

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

I open Instagram just to see people my age with wedding pictures and pictures of newborns, while I’m debating if I want to go WR-WR or hero RB with my upcoming fantasy drafts

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

"Hey try this IPA, I think you'll really lik--"

Me:

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Wow:

[AB @AB84]

It’s Over - Trump 2024 #CTESPN

[Nathan Charles, CPA CFA @Risk_Parody]

Sorry I gotta take this

[Ganecock fan! #1 @gamec00cks]

Yeahhhhh can I get a coors light

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

This is exactly how I stare at the bartender for 15 minutes with a 0.3 BAC before ordering a Miller Lite

[Eric Hooper @HoopThereItIz]

Candidate for greatest text I’ve ever received

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

🔥🔥MAN hits the "reorder" button on a

2022 walmart grocery order

And finds that it HAS QUADRUPLED in price!

[sahir @sahir2k]

stupid ass intern I answered one question now this mf thinks I'm chatgtp or sum

[kp @337kp]

Exodus 20:15 on the glove, “You shall not steal” goes unbelievably hard.