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[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

@NathanPanter_52 🔵

[Nathan @NathanPanter_52]

Right if we win the community shield I’ll give someone one of these for free

Size Medium, brand new

1. Like AND Retweet
2. Comment ‘🔵’
3. Winner announced when we beat 115

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

@JackRokerBrown6 @maidenvoyageldn Pm me

[The Value Bet Spotter @ValueBetSpotter]

🤯🤯🤯 ITS HAPPENED AGAIN!!!

✅ We should have an 11/2 winner & a full house here.

Santiago Bueno makes a CLEAR tackle, he made 2 & Opta awarded both then took them away.

MAKE THIS VIRAL, IF THIS GETS OVERTURNED, WE’LL GIVE ONE OF YOU £100!!!

[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

@ValueBetSpotter @OptaJoe Should we use the free bets given or wait for overturn?

[The Value Bet Spotter @ValueBetSpotter]

👊 After a tough week by our standards, it’s always nice to give back to those who always support you.

So, LIKE/RETWEET this tweet & we’ll pick 3 of you to win a share of £100 free cash!

Thanks for all your support, always ❤️

[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

@emmyfg @wizzair Have you had any luck on how to resolve?

[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

@WindsorFCU18s Cheers boys

[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

🐐

[WindsorFCU18s @WindsorFCU18s]

Players wanted |
We are recruiting for next season and looking to add to our current squad.

We do have limited spaces but if interested in coming down for a trial please contact [email protected] or DM us for more info.

@windsorfc @CoxAcad @ACYFLofficial @BerksBucksFA

[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

@Harv_Young_6 The Maidenhead maldini?

[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

@Tom_Rowlands12 @BorisJohnson Comedy school called, they want their biggest joker back

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

📋 Our north London derby team news is in!

🇬🇭 @ThomasPartey22 returns
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @RobHolding95 chosen to partner Gabriel
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BukayoSaka87 also starts

#️⃣ #TOTARS

[Spencer @SpencerOwen]

Delighted to say that @alexosipczak and I are growing a human!

Expected as a late January Transfer Window signing 2021.

Can’t wait ❤️

[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

@nojus46 I’ll take the L there

[Matt Taylor @Mattytaylor25]

@nojus46