Bryan

Sergeant Airborne Ranger, Firefighter/Paramedic, Business Owner, Atheist, LGBTQ friendly, Pro-Choice, anti-tRump and Anti-GOP. No blue check, no care.

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@RealAlexJones So, does that include anal tongue darts, or just a good rimming?

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@BeatTheCult "In the beginning,God created the Heavens the Earth". So, where was god standing just before that? If there were no Heavens, where was this magical sky magician when he/she/it created everything?

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@MauiTourGuideThe Odysseus moon landing has been a success!
Odysseus reached the surface of the moon at approximately 6:23 p.m. ET.

"We can confirm without a doubt the equipment is on the moon," Dr. Tim Crane said on the NASA broadcast. "Odysseus has a new home."

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@TweetTheMormons While I was away at Ranger School, missionaries impressed my wife to convert. One day they came to preach to her, I stepped out for a smoke. Trying to get back in, they had locked me out. I broke the door down grabbed both by their throats and dragged them out to the street.

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@Manhattva @DownardN Ya but they don't shoot bad guys by themselves. You know why I went to war, 3 times, with one rifle and one pistol? Because I can't shoot a dozen guns all by myself at the same time and sure don't want to haul them all around. I only need one to take ALL of yours from you!

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@Paultheheretic That line of thought is defective. God created heaven and salvation, satan and hell. Satan doesn't decide who ends up where, god does. So god is the judge and jury who hands down the sentence, satan is nothing more than the warden of the prison to which god has sent you.

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@RonBorsh Because they were made up by goat herders who were tired of fucking their goats and obsessed over females and/or males alike.

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@RickLenzie So, we start a company doing in vitro fertilizations and freezing the embryos. Then, mom and dad get dozens of "dependants" on their 1040's. They claim them on their WIC, their welfare, etc.

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@BeatTheCult May be cases of religion, the belief therin, stopping an individual from being a criminal because said individual fears hell. But I think that's extremely rare. For the most part, bad actors are bad actors whether they fake it thru religion or not. Overall religion hurts humanity

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@TheTweetOfRhea Good morning from Maui. Thanks for the follow back.
I love your posts.

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@Sober_Kate Hey Kate. Thanks to your inspiration, and a few other recovering addicts I follow on here, I made it yesterday as Day 1 with no alcohol. Today I am determined to make Day 2. Thanks for the inspiration.

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@pesterplarson3 The Mueller report points out unequivocally, that trump planned, designed and put into action the Jan 6 insurrection so, yes, he should be disqualified. It was preplanned, with malice aforethought.

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@juliettekayyem @HannaRosin @TheAtlantic Bitch, I would go in with no fucking gun and at least try! We ain't all Uvalde losers.

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@liverational22 @NoHolyScripture I've used that pic several times. Funny, today William Byron won the Daytona 500. He thanked god and talked about how blessed he is. I immediately thought of this pic. How nice god had time to help you win a pointless race today, as kids like this starve to death.

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@S_U_Network Frank Borman, Apollo 8.

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@brianschatz Oh, and I'm voting blue all the down the ballot, to save Democracy.

[Bryan @MauiBryan1]

@brianschatz My little tour company on Maui is paying its fair share of taxes! Come take a Road to Hana tour with me. https://t.co/YRXzPQhOnr

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@TeksTherapy @georgesantos Ai sure makes some fucked up looking trucks. The ones in the lower right of the pic look like clown car trucks. Would fit right in with the orange turds' new clown shoes he's selling to his idiots.

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@PowellAnalytics Lunch at the Hana Ranch Restaurant

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@PowellAnalytics Better than an autograph,,, I got Cold hard cash, well OK, a CC payment from Jeff Hornacek when he hired my company, https://t.co/YRXzPQhOnr to take himself and his family on an awesome Road to Hana tour in Maui.