Jacobus

“I’ve never known a musician who regretted being one. Whatever deceptions life may have in store for you, music itself will never let you down.” - V. Thompson

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

Want to create better all-around, free-thinking humans? When children incessantly ask “why?” don’t ever answer “because I said so.”

Children should learn that asking questions isn’t a bad thing, and adults should learn how to justify their actions.

Ask “why” more.

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Aww shux, you shouldn’t have.

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

@fiordiligm Isn’t that MIKA?

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

If W is just double [u] then Y should be double [i].

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

“a,e,i,o,u and sometimes y”

Who did W hurt and why is it left out?

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

“Problematizing the acoustics in 14th century Netherlands”

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Everybody get in here and post your favorite automatically generated musicology paper title

https://t.co/RbQRXS7zCk

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

It’s been a while since a lot of folks have been to a live classical performance. You can tell by the number of people walking in, out, and about when there’s no applause. Whew, my patience.

[Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss]

I can’t explain the role of the bear in this workout program, but I can’t stop watching it.

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

*Toddler magician

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Novice Rondo
Magician Form
🤝
ABACADA

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

Niche tweet: Got to do my favorite Gloria intonation today, singing the Byrd Mass a4, so at the very least the day started well.

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

@amazon really is just out delivering “brand new” $75 books like this with no protective packaging in the box

[Shayla Frandsen @shayla_who]

Comic Sans implies the existence of Tragic Sans

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I assume the Gazpacho Police specialize in cold cases?

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

It’s becoming increasingly obvious that, with the passing of so many wildly controversial laws regarding public schools (I.e. Kansas and Florida just in the last few days), the aim is to push more people toward private education.

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

ALSO also, if the weather is terrible and you order delivery, you damn well better tip that driver WELL no matter how long it takes.

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

It’s simple really: if you order delivery and live in an apartment building that requires some sort of number to be dialed for entry then you need to put specific instructions in the delivery instructions.

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

Also, if you live in a place where the building numbers aren’t clearly visible to someone who’s never been to your apartment, you need to provide directions for the delivery driver.

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

Guarantee if you pushed me through this airport in a stroller with sour gummy worms and a juice box I would NOT be crying. #youthiswastedontheyoung

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

It boggles the mind that in the year 2022 people at the back of the plane still rush to stand up as soon as the plane lands just to stand there and be frustrated that they aren’t leaving the plane faster.

[MSU Choral Studies @MSU_Choirs]

Today is the release of the MSU Chorale album Easter, 1906!

Download the album or purchase the CD here:
https://t.co/72ACG0oTTj

[Jacobus @Mauk_One]

@zjaxn Elves invented it.

(This joke is funnier if you know German)