Maura Wallenius

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

Would that it were so simple.

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

@bad_bitchski GRACE

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

What’s the Irish for “try me”

[Brónagh Tumulty @BronaghTumulty]

Everyone, meet Derek!

He “suddenly” hates me, purely for not being a “natural-born American”.

He’s also been tweeting at far-right *British* groups…to “take (me) back”…

…who’s gonna tell him? 🫣🤓

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

One bright spot: Despite hundreds of millions in anti-LGBTQ+ ads this election, every incumbent LGBTQ+ member of Congress was reelected and newcomers Sarah McBride, Emily Randall, and Julie Johnson are joining their ranks.

Even amidst the darkness, there is progress.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

please keep scrolling. they actually stop counting votes if you stop scrolling

[K-Pop Semen Hunter @EmilioEmm]

Not to start political drama on the timeline but why is the queen of another government voting in our election????

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

if you're having a bad day here's CJ doing the jackal

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

😭😭😭

[KSV @KSVesq]

Sorry kids, you have to do your own bedtime tonight. I have to stay glued to the TV to see if our country picked an insurrectionist psychopath cult leader or an extremely qualified woman.

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

@MrsPA_C My (absolutely non-medical professional) rule is if an injury isn’t feeling better at the fifth day, I go to the doctor. I might have to modify that now that I’m over 40 though 🤣

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

@BvrlyTweetmaker @twomilecoffee Every human in our house slept like shit last night. I don’t know if I’m gonna make it.

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

Good morning, Election Day.

Please be a good one. For my daughters. For me. For all of us.

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

@MrsPA_C That panic is the most real thing ever. It’s like forgetting to wake up for school plus forgetting to wake up for work plus forgetting to wake up for the bar exam all rolled into one. I’m glad your child blessed you with that today because MY TODDLER DID NOT.

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

@MrsPA_C Today I am very grateful for SSRIs.

[🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @petrelis]

Happy Steve Kornacki Eve to all who celebrate!

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

@cmitown A secret fifth option: on every screen in our house probably at the same time.

[Maura Wallenius @MauraWallenius]

How am I supposed to work *and* parent this week

How