Maurice Reed

56. Brexit. British Karate Champion 1984,1986,1987. Pints,Pills and Full Engerlashes. Father of 6 or more. Class of ‘78 firm. Luton Town FC ‘till i die.

[Maurice Reed @MauriceReed1963]

scenes at local. me n @brianhoward1967 went down wiv the firm n a few bag a gear. saw watford on pub tele. playin livarpole. scouse priccks. watford 3-0 at the finarl whissle. bri’s divin about sniffin bag after bag. i’m havin a posh wank in toilert. moral ov story, fuck scowsas.

[Maurice Reed @MauriceReed1963]

@MoneyyyMikeee he’s one of our own🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@MoneyyyMikeee the king of baseball 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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just managed an invincible season has anyone done better than this? seems impossible😂

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POV big john is your sleep paralysis demon

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”

[Maurice Reed @MauriceReed1963]

bet billy’s dad Guaca is annoyed about the lineup.

[Wakefield AFC @Wakefield_AFC]

We're underway after a short delay here at the South Leeds Stadium.

Change in the line up as Tom Hinton starts over Billy Mole.

0-0

[Maurice Reed @MauriceReed1963]

briliant.t news. ordered bag to celibrate.

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@ayaonx

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@bl1ckhisass

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sod the trophy. jay slater coming home. simple as.

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the mafia boss when jay slater turns up to pay his debt with a GoFundMe

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@TerribleMaps @Culture_Crit kingsway retail park mcdonald’s.

[Maurice Reed @MauriceReed1963]

@biigwes_ bibadistizadabenzadibibadilamboidabihbadabrrrrr?

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[Maurice Reed @MauriceReed1963]

@Harryfarthing21 alexa. google how i report scam artist to polise. this fucka lost me 4 hundred quid got no nicker for a pissing carlin down local. ruined.

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@BornAKang @GetVid_

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@LJxmes @SaveMyVideo

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@brianhoward1967 shit happerns bro. wen will they lern. cheers.

[Maurice Reed @MauriceReed1963]

who is this alahu akber?

[Maurice Reed @MauriceReed1963]

in kichen. makin delishus and nitrishus brekfast of weeterbix. bowl down, 6 bix in, grab the milk, gone off hasn’t it. red mist descends. bend the cuntin carton like beckham thru the whole gaff. explodes in nippers face, said he liked it. can tell that to new foster parents. gay.

[Maurice Reed @MauriceReed1963]

mornin all an fuck this caronavirers.