brian howard

52. UKIP. Brexit means exit. 2 wifes and several childran. 78’ firm with Maurice and the lads. chequers regular. gaffers a prick. Luton Town Fc ‘till I die

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Fights had:215
Fights won:215
Fights lost:0
People killed:74
pints drank weekly:144
Times wifes been beat:86
Times done ket:426
STD’s corght: 32
STD’s gave:62
92’nd min worldys scored:152

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Rip

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Fucken vergin.

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Prolly bout hunna feet,bout 5 hunna pound

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

But yet wen I cume howme at 1am and throw my misis down the stairs hed thirst shea trise two ring the powlease.

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

Mum told 11-year-old who rang to ask where she was at 1am : "You've ruined my night - you better run when I get home"
https://t.co/Erh9UQs7Yj

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

@MauriceReed1963 Cwalaty mach. beers flying. punchis beaing thrown. Teevees beaing robed.wiyvs beaing swapped. Scowscers being awctioned for Pints. Carnt wayt for neckst weak.

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

‘Living the dream’ I don’t sea him whith a 14 pints of carlin and 2 beatan missus’s neckst to him with a dog whith threy legs. Redy for a niyt in the brothle

[Odion Jude Ighalo @ighalojude]

This is what “living your dream” looks like 😊 God is the Greatest 🙏🏾

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Just got owt of a coma afta trying to kil 4 Arabs.dint reelise one had a suercide best. Found out it’s 2020 now. That meens new yeer new wiyf. The kids I had held for ransome. Now dead. Dint get no moniy fer them so goiwng to get sum mor.

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Nige 🇬🇧

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Mornin laydeas

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Shag 60 girls in one weakend and finish it off with a Carlin and full engerlish.

[GOAL @goal]

Is there anything Mohamed Salah can't do? 🎣

📸 Instagram: mosalah

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

@KevHunter6 Exactly go Carlin or go kill yrself

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

@KevHunter6 The guy drank Stella over carlin.

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

@Notabradshaw Mornin

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Saw someone had this tat2 on instergram unfollowd,blocked, threw my fone at the wall, put my wiyf in hospitle. #carlingtillidie

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Lusing in the 90th minit on fifa too a swety

[Lucy Nicholson 🦋 @UnitedLuce]

What’s worse than a heartbreak?

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

@godlenv6 What’s happened

[brian howard @brianhoward1967]

Wife’s in intensiv care whith a browken jaw. 2 black eyes and a frachurd skul after bein Wacked with a frying pan. Cheaky bitch wont burn my baycon again. Well dezervd if u ask me.