TIMF

[SLANDER MAN @realonlinejack]

whole city of Sacramento is gonna have a “No Kings” protest after they see Westbrook sail his 45th lob attempt to 80 year old DeMar DeRozan

[Mavs Network @MavsNetwork]

don’t make me tap the sign

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

Paige Bueckers won the 2025 WNBA Rookie of the Year award with a historic year one. her incredible season made me curious: where does she rank among the last 10 ROY winners? i tried to answer that question: https://t.co/XqyIeH1Yjl

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

Rob Thomson you HAVE to get Castellanos’ bat in there

[getoffrobickerson @Yeeeerrrrobi]

Yall ever seen a salmon jump right into a grizzly’s mouth??

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

🚨pregame reading! i wrote about Haley Jones, her impressive early impact with the Wings, and how Dallas’s coaching staff has unlocked her talent by finally placing her in the ideal role: https://t.co/0msZSEu3sf

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

JJ Quinerly has excelled as a starter over the Wings’ past five games. i wrote about how she’s defying the odds for a rookie third rounder and fitting well with Paige Bueckers on offense: https://t.co/DKCldh0wtY

[SLANDER MAN @realonlinejack]

realonlinejack hot dog counter thread:

[getoffrobickerson @Yeeeerrrrobi]

No you are not lmao

[SLANDER MAN @realonlinejack]

bad day

go listen to my band Blood Bells

or my podcast Bad Mouthing

or send me hard earned USD

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

the Dallas Wings are 1-7. i wrote about what’s gone wrong on both sides of the ball and what we can take away from their disappointing start to the season: https://t.co/gNTaVXCLDj

[SLANDER MAN @realonlinejack]

in some personal news, I have officially joined the band Blood Bells

so go listen to my band lol

[SLANDER MAN @realonlinejack]

just some quick lottery math in regards to Cooper Flagg and UTAH (available where podcasts are available)

[TIMF @Mavs_Facebook]

when you're finally beginning to become happy again then Jaden Hardy

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

the Dallas Wings open their season tomorrow! i wrote about the Paige + Arike fit, the questionable defense, the wacky frontcourt situation, and more: https://t.co/CNJwHDGDpU

[SLANDER MAN @realonlinejack]

I wonder if Monta knows how much Dallas enjoyed him in his years here

[SLANDER MAN @realonlinejack]

had a great time at the wedding….but Gotham needs me…