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[kamau @poorteffy]

In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”

[Josh Paredes @Josh810]

Stephon Castle earns the biggest honor in sports: A Mike Breen bang call

[Marty Mush @martymush]

Larry to Wemby tonight

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

He forgets his wallet by the Knicks bench and Jalen Brunson slips on it

[B1. @chicagoBRIZ]

Paid 10 dollars for some watermelon from Whole Foods and dropped it before I could eat it. This would never have happened with a mcchicken so I’m back on my bullshit

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

why’d he think this was even an option? LMAO

[M @Max3223]

@buccocapital For years I’ve thought Siri could’ve been chatgpt before chatgpt was ever a thing. Major fumble

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.

[M @Max3223]

@IamJulito If he was real he’d sit up in the nosebleeds like Mamdani

[M @Max3223]

@jalendemarcoc @dupont_ryan @wannabereece 3’s are great until they stop going in. Those tough buckets might not please the stat sheets and analytics but I feel like that’s how games are really won and lost

[M @Max3223]

@CelticsTalk19 The seasons gonna be over in like a week just enjoy the games dawg

[M @Max3223]

@dupont_ryan @wannabereece I’m expecting a masterpiece in Madison square garden in game 3 or 4

[M @Max3223]

@deibero @RajChipalu Was thinking the same thing 🎯

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[M @Max3223]

@sickofliv Going to the movie theatre is a solo activity if we’re being real. And it’s easier to not pay for a ticket if you’re solo 🤷🏼‍♂️

[M @Max3223]

@missglamorous No corporate slop just vibes 😂 I don’t even like the Knicks but that Batman shirt goes crazy

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[PEN WIZARD 🧙🏾‍♂️🪄✨ @MicCapesRaps]

Rich Paul is very unlikeable man

[Josh 🧑🏾‍🎤 @hawksucklol]

These niggas are about to be so garbage