Max

They/Them | I tweet life changing stuff | pfp drawing is not mine

[Max @Max51416277]

@all4melodyy is canceled she’s being ableist to me 💔💔 #melodyisoverparty

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Folks is it just me or are we…Blanchin?

[Dave Kratzy @Krtzyy]

Im sorry for this one

[Max @Max51416277]

Gang I’m going to lose it if I see another god damn minion

[Max @Max51416277]

Normalize being grossed out by sex please and thank you <3

[Max @Max51416277]

You ever just wake up from a dream like this absolutely baffled your subconscious even cooked up that insane shit

[Max @Max51416277]

I have a theory that crew kids are just theatre kids minus the talent (coming from a crew kid)

[Max @Max51416277]

Teacher: “if you’re not sure what to write for the essay question just write what you know”
What I know:

[Max @Max51416277]

Am I the first person to tweet in 2024?!

[Max @Max51416277]

Waltz 5 by J. Brahms is the sweet, creamy chocolate he makes atop his porcelain throne.

[Max @Max51416277]

If I watch Hamilton will I pass my AP Gov quiz??

[Max @Max51416277]

Cis people are crazy bro

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Elon Musk says terms like “cisgender”and “cis” are now considered “slurs” on Twitter and will not be tolerated.

[Max @Max51416277]

First it was the Titanic, then the Titan. It’s only reasonable to assume the next one is gonna be named Tit

[Max @Max51416277]

Grace (middle name) (last name) is #CANCELED she is a fucking croc without sock hater 😡😡😦

[Max @Max51416277]

I love Welcome Home so much, but reminder to please be respectful of the creator’s boundaries! ❤️

[Max @Max51416277]

Bob Ross is the OG asmrtist

[Max @Max51416277]

Every single day I fight the urge to crunch down on some delectable rozin and every day I find myself losing

[Roblox @RobIox_US]

were ading sex to roblox

[Max @Max51416277]

Just dance walked so that TikTok could run

[Five Nights at Freddy's Fan-Game Title Generator @FNAFtitleGen]

One Nanosecond at Cracker Barrel