Max C.

Can't Compare 🇭🇹

[Max C. @MaxCompere]

When you add 2 & 2 together and you get 5 because you found out too much. Now you hurt your own feelings 😒

[Zito @_Zeets]

Every World Cup, it feels like Germany picks one country that they want to humiliate

[Kenpachi @Kenpachi1070]

Depuis la traduction automatique, je me rends compte qu’on a vraiment tous la même vie mdrr

[Max C. @MaxCompere]

Oh really, Jeffrey let’s try anyway

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."

[Clifton Duncan @cliftonaduncan]

Sometimes a sentence cuts right to the heart of the human experience in a profound way.

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

“That’s probably my AP hold on”- me walking through the metal detector anywhere

[Ava ☆ @_Ava_VT]

SERIOUS QUESTION: If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it?

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If you made $200k last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don't need to sell me a course too.

[Love @LacyLovejoy]

Idk man… life ain’t perfect but I’m enjoying the heck out of it.

I encourage y’all to not waste the limited time you have wishing for a life that doesn’t exist and start maximizing the life you were given.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

let me be clear: i know for a fact that it can

[Phi @FatherPhi]

This guy is going to be the first to go when Skynet hits

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“You’re absolutely right. I meant left”

[🦭🍉🐉 @breeashhh]

I know God be up there like “wow I didn’t say anything like that at all” lol

[✒️ @Literariium]

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

real essay writers know

[Prithvi @prizzvi]

“It’s not my job to educate you” is another one lowkey

[jordan @wickskiller]

how i walk in the cinema to find my seat

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

me when the book i kept avoiding turns out to be the best piece of literature ever written & i am never moving on from it

[Tal✨they/them @talyaTheeEnby]

please get a library card even if you won’t use it because cities will look at library statistics and use that to decide to keep libraries open and properly funded

[PITCH•PULSE @pitchpulse_X]

🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗣𝗦𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗘 €350𝗠 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗖𝗞 𝗣𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗟𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗬𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗟

Paris Saint-Germain are ready to go all-in this summer for the Barcelona wonderkid. Negotiations could include Désiré Doué as part of the deal.

Talks expected to accelerate soon. 👀

[Max C. @MaxCompere]

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