The mental image of Trump hiding from Iran in a catering cart is devastating. A weak, stupid old man hiding from the consequences of his own decision while endangering others.
BREAKING NEWS: The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001–2003) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after marathoning the extended editions for the 200th time
The Philippines' first Olympic gold medalist at Paris, Carlos Yulo, will receive the following for winning:
1. A lifetime of free colonoscopies at 45 years old
2. A furnished condo
3. A house
4. Over $200k in cash
5. A iPhone 16
6. Free cookies for life from a local bakery
7. Free food for life from multiple local restaurants
8. Free engineering education
Juan Soto will be a Cardinal. Juan Soto will be a Cardinal. Juan Soto will be a Cardinal. Juan Soto will be a Cardinal. Juan Soto will be a Cardinal. Don’t mind me, just speaking it into existence.