Max Green

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@BGatesIsaPyscho As my 3 year old can tell you... These are clouds.

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@FootballRamble While visiting family this festive season in the small Andalusian town of Lebrija, I was quite surprised to learn the name of the local theatre... (see photo)

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@EU_Commission I stumbled upon a fix for your timezone iusse while working on something else. Implement this all year round, no clock change, problem solved. Pay me later.
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[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@CallMeStat Hang it in the @MuseeLouvre

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@IpswichTown

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@fmeetsdata Surely 50-50 would be tighter

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@ZAMORA_Oficial_ @RealBetis Sí?

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@alexnljones Ah mate if I'd known I would've offered you a pre match caña! Sorry you got such a shocker of a game, hope you enjoy the rest of your stay in our beautiful city. Musho Betis and Uppa Towen!!!

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@fmeetsdata @TheKnowledge_GU have any other players ever missed two penalties in a shootout? And been on the winning team?!

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@lukeaaronmoore @FootballRamble @MarcusSpeller Announce emergency Lions Watch!

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@TheKnowledge_GU Has anyone got a worse recent record against their local rivals than Ipswich v Norwich? We haven't beaten the Canaries since 2009 with a string of 16 matches reading LLLLDLDDLDDLDL.

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@GPeacock8 So Gavin Peacock can't give an opinion on, say, a Champions League or World Cup game, as he played at a much shitter level than that. That's not an insult, it's just a physical fact.

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@Stuart_Watson Get in!!! Now, nobody say it, don't say that thing that keeps being said during games that then doesn't happen, everybody shut up!

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@FootballRamble Mbappe pulls a hammy in the warm up

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@IpswichTown Are you actually trying to upset me?

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@jpmontero25 @IpswichTown @Buxton_FC @EmiratesFACup @DAZN_ES Vamos Ipswich!!! Saludos de un tractor boy en Sevilla 🚜🚜🚜

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@IpswichTown @PapaJohnsTrophy

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@binnahar85 They're not western values. They are universal human rights.

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@IpswichTown Lads please practise penalties 😅

[Max Green @MaxGreen20]

@FootballRamble First Ground: Ibrox
Last Ground: Benito Villamarín
Best Ground: Bombonera
Worst Ground: any with a running track