Max M.

Head of People @TheresaStreet | USC Stark 23| @TuftsUniversity's last ‘Gansett Beer ambassador | Disappointing my improv team since '18 and my parents since '94

[Max M. @MaxMakovetsky]

What my dry ass hands look like now that I wash them every hour

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We can now report that everyone on Hinge is 24

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statistically speaking, everyone on Hinge is 23

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@jkenny15_ This is an attack

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@meldee3 @samblehar @lucyblehar @jkenny15_ Truly honored

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@samblehar @jkenny15_ I second that

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just reminding everyone today is my half-birthday

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this is the worst half-birthday ever

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Daddy likey 🤭

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Happy anniversary to my wonderful wife of 43 years!

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

Happy anniversary to my wonderful wife of 43 years!

[Max M. @MaxMakovetsky]

@elonmusk, you likey?

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The NYT is mining all my wrong crossword guesses to create an AI idiot

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Slamming O’Doul’s with my boi while we watch Something’s Gotta Give and bawl our eyes out

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Instead of clapping when the plane lands, I moan as loud as I can to let everyone know I had an enjoyable flight

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Stop hurting my friend, @AlecBaldwln____

[Ben @honda_accordian]

can whoever has my voodoo doll please stop making my stomach hurt

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Doing real well at my parents house in Minnesota, why do you ask?

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Conversations with Friends have two speeds. texts conversations that are like:

Frances: i'm shy.
Nick: ok.

and also very quiet, hot sex.

[Max M. @MaxMakovetsky]

I know it’s worse for you but I prefer the taste of Diet coconut macaroon

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@mannygonzlz Email me

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@mannygonzlz Same

[j @EliLloyd]

someday jake and amir will die

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Hollywood is crazy in that my grandmother has representation before me. She won’t stop BRAGGING about her agent who booked her a one week trip to Cabo at an unbeatable rate.

[Max M. @MaxMakovetsky]

Hi! My blockchain fell on the ground and now I’m poor. Can someone email me?