Max Mayleben

Uncontrollable confidence and nothing to back it up

[Max Mayleben @MaxMayleben]

@canva your unskippable “designed for work” ad/jingle earned you a spot in hell

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@SamNewey33 Top tier

[Max Mayleben @MaxMayleben]

Y’all remember when Dora started collecting stars? What was that about?

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Who tf is Dick Clark? It’s Ryan Seacrest’s show now

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@KyleHawe Smh- the game ain’t the same as it used to be

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all i wanna do is play heads up seven up or SPARKLE, but noooo i have to “work”

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@jennagraceeee You wound me

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I look at humanity with fondness until I remember flash mobs existed

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Took this pic at the gym the other day, idk I’m seeing progress- dm me your kik if you think i look strong 😳😳

[Max Mayleben @MaxMayleben]

Wind energy?

Big fan.

[Max Mayleben @MaxMayleben]

Someday i hope to have the unequivocal confidence of an action hero jumping blindly out a window

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Aaron rodgers looks like alternate universe Dr. Strange

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

TONIGHT! 🍿

📺 2022 NFL Schedule Release | 7 p.m. CT | @nflnetwork

#GoPackGo

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Bad take. The onion volcano goes hard every single time

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Me (not an empath): i do not see the problem

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This is awesome!! Thank you so much Dan!!

[Dan Myers @DanMyers]

I’ve got 4 #mnwild tickets in the club level for THU night’s game against the Flames. I’m taking bids in my DMs until NOON ON THURSDAY, with 100% of the proceeds going to @MSUReporter, the student-run newspaper at @MNSUMankato. You can even have the write off. Let’s raise some 💰

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@nelses1 @PapaMav77 @darthmak @darthmak with the speed 😂

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I can easily go twice as high as a butterfly in the sky… js

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@KatieNusbaum2 I have 5, and only use one

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Taylor Swift girls and Joker guys give off the same vibe