Max McIntosh

I'm the illest fool

[HuskGuys @HuskGuys]

It's a bad day to be a Busch Light in Nebraska

[Max McIntosh @MaxMcIntosh5]

@iowasucksdaily @bradels_

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Tiger is lookin strong, real strong.

[Max McIntosh @MaxMcIntosh5]

@grandmasterlos5 @sneakerhuddle

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Albert Pujols is signing a one-year, major league deal to return to the St. Louis Cardinals, sources confirmed to ESPN. The news was first reported by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch and The Athletic.

Over 10 years later, The Machine is once again a Cardinal.

[zoe @zoe3winfield]

snoop dogg and koe wetzel???? sign me up

[Max McIntosh @MaxMcIntosh5]

@bigwanger12 @grandmasterlos5

[ma$ 🌬️ @mqsvn]

we went from february 1st to february 3rd in 2 days

[JD  @TRUE1JD]

Nickelback still slaps idgaf

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

When i was a kid i didn’t know it was called king of queens because they lived in queens i thought it just meant kevin james got bitches

[ℜ𝔢𝔶 @reyydrew]

my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a 2 hour break

[Jake Sorensen @937JakeSorensen]

This city is going to be electric on Saturday. I cannot freaking wait. Primetime, under the lights, against Michigan on national television ABC. What a chance to make a huge statement. #Huskers

[Max McIntosh @MaxMcIntosh5]

@BuschBeer @Its_feeden_time

[Joe Barton @LevluP]

You're going to get judged no matter what you do

So screw it and do what makes you happy

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

I don’t care how big of a rush I’m in, who’s bleeding out, or if a tornado is about to touch land. If Island in The Sun by Weezer is playing, i will listen to its entirety.

[cey @electrotyped]

if a child asked me nicely i would absolutely give one a cigarette for sure no questions asked

[Max McIntosh @MaxMcIntosh5]

You must have never heard of South Beach 😤💯😩