Maximus, Legion

I am Legion. 🇳🇬🇧🇳🇨🇦

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

I was an Uber driver for a few months in Lagos. Gender doesn't matter, almost everyone is rude 😂

I did notice a pattern: the worst of them tended to be the ones who definitely cannot afford a car. Reason unclear, cause you'd think they'd appreciate the value more 🤔

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

Finally getting round to watching the world cup. What is a hydration break? Did they manufacture a break so they can serve ads?

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

I think it's a bit weird that those guys are forced to share an armrest, one of them could've sat in the seat behind Rihanna or across from Dangote

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

You get into this flight ✈️, where are you sitting?

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

Just in case you happen to see this @Zlatan_Ibile I think you should get in touch with the fellow who made LAPOPIANO and get a remix going. Seems like it'll be a spectacular outcome with your involvement

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

You have to wonder what kind of interesting insights the team at McD uncovered to develop a mutually beneficial incentive around hotels for people who sometimes get big macs

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

@banksofcalgary @FBI Sammy LaBanco low-key goes hard, should catch on very quickly in prison

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

Wow @riotgames @LeagueOfLegends

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

What a collection of reports

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

@drewlevin Got it, thanks

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

Hey @drewlevin I reported someone for possible cheating/rank manipulation and I got feedback a few days later saying they had been punished for AFK...is that normal?

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

you crash out, you better break the backboard

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

KC vs MKOI and @HystericsCasts goes "what the bloody hell league of legends is this" 😂😂😂

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

@alxxty Has to be private

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

@alxxty Lmao people are always faking, but it's something else I have in mind lol

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

@alxxty I have some cynical thoughts 😂

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

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[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

@tontebriggs Probably been nursing that business relationship for years. Likely invested in some authentic perfumes early on to build trust, discounted pricing on multiple orders etc. 🥲

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

If that man's perfumes are really "fake", then the true victim of all this is his perfume plug. They had a good thing going, very happy customer. Now it may be ruined forever

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

I am a father.

Earlier tonight, my son randomly started crying for no apparent reason.

This rarely happens. I knew something was up.

Here are 15 things the experience taught me about high-level stakeholder engagement 📝

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

I'm still looking for this, if anyone has seen it in a supermarket or something

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

Where can I get this in Lagos?

[Maximus, Legion @MaxOfLagos]

What's the name of that kiss Daniel song about Akwa Ibom? He says something like everything everything he seeks is in Uyo